Malarious

A joke or sarcastic comment that is so unfunny its like a disease.

(sarcastic laugh) That comment was malarious, I can hardly contain myself.

by mcat1600 March 24, 2009

malvino

Usually a random Indian man who friends you on Instagram and asks for bob and vagene pics.

Malvino friended me on Instagram.

by Maya Qween January 1, 2021

menstral malaria

The constellation of primarily immune system symptoms caused by a woman's hormone cycle. May include, but not be limited to: fever, chills, malaise, exhaustion, muscle aches, dandruff, foot fungus, brittle nails, very low pain thresh hold,acne breakout, runny nose, cough and constipation.

If you think PMS is bad, you should be grateful you don't live with menstral malaria!

My menstral malaria lasts up to ten days, but I usually have to call out sick for just two of them.

by busygirl March 24, 2011

malaaikah

Is an ugly girl who is extremely rude and likes to suck cock, she also enjoys sex and being a hypocrite. Beware since she loves to tell other people's secrets. Her name means shitbag in girl language.
she thinks she is gorgeous but they tend to be hideous and have skinny shapeless arses. They also hate anyone smarter or prettier than them.
Malaaikah

if you tell her you don't like someone she'll pretend not to as well but then say "oh you know she doesn't like you" says Malaaikah

by Rovicenasokama December 19, 2013

Malarious

As funny as malaria or even funnier.

Dude Family Guys is Malarious!

by bobthebutilderrrrrr January 17, 2008

malarious

Something or someone very ugly or hideous.

That new shirt she bought makes her look so maralous!

by Nata July 14, 2005

Malavikaa

Malavikaa also called as Mala is that cute little sexy bombshell that will always be there for you no matter what!!. If you have a friend named malavikaa, never ever leave she's that friendly little angel that is always helpful and caring. If Malavikaa is your Gf, you better keep her happy and safe my friend, because she is one of a kind and super rare. Malavikaa is a sweet, cute girl overall but, if you get her annoyed she'll walk away from you instantly and won't even bother to look back, But again, if you're super special to her she'll comeback at you the very next minute. She is a born lover, passionate kisser, angel on the outside-mini monster in the inside, to sum up everything she is a whole package every man wants inside the house and outside. Keep that mala if you have one, she'll take you to the stars and further.

You know my lovely wife Malavikaa she's the best thing that happened to me like you won't even understand how it happened.

by Thedudeyouknowbutno November 22, 2021