Mewes Magnus 

Something that is full of flaw and borderline unwatchable, yet for whatever reason works out in some miraculous way.

A: How does he even win. Every time i play with hes just doing dumb shit.
B: idk thats got to be some Mewes Magnus stuff.

Mewes Magnus by Skido Mewes October 6, 2018

Ole Magnus 

Ole Magnus is silent and can seem shy but is handsome as hell. He has no trouble talking to other people, but he always has a very calm tone.

He is one of the greatest guys in existence, and many girls wants him, but he oly has an eye for one girl and is as far away from a "player" as you can get. He is afraid of telling the girl he likes how he feels, but he should not! She feels the same about him as he feels for her.

He has beautiful eyes and messy brown, lightly curly hair. He is tall and has a nice body. He gets good grades at school, and is a creative person (often musically).

He is a caring and loyal friend, and his family is a big priority. He is well-mannered and a good guy, but can be more of a bad-boy when he is with his closest friends.

"Ole Magnus looks so much like Toby Regbo!"
"I wish I dared to tell Ole Magnus about my feelings for him"
"Ole Magnus is such a good drummer!"

Ole Magnus by Sotra April 15, 2020

Dirty magnus 

When a 6'3 15 year old hires 15 japenese prostitutes to poop into his gaping anus. He then proceeds to absorb their essence by consuming them through his belly button. But suddenly a mob of angry villagers try to kill him but due to the massive nut blast Mag cant run away so they violate his ears, nostrils, toes, armpits, thighs, etc. They also stuff him full of cream cheese.

"Dude, japan was so fun until Ryan got that Dirty Magnus."

Dirty magnus by Dirty Magnus the third February 17, 2022

are you Magnus enough? 

If you want to be like Magnus, you have to be Magnus enough.
What does this task include? It's simply:

1. You need to be the hottest, sexiest most jaw-drop-handsome looking chad in the room.
2. You need to be able to use your wording and charm to finesse yourself into any girls' pants of your choosing.
3. You need a massive cock, and a big pair of balls. If you dont have that, dont even think of being Magnus enough.

That's how simply it is.

How to use the saying "are you Magnus enough?"
Person1: "I'm going over to that hot girl over there"
Person2: "Are you Magnus enough to do that?"

are you Magnus enough? by BigManMagnus February 4, 2021

mangum 

the hot new term for male spew!! that icky, icky white spunk

People all over the country have been spotted blowing mangum bubbles! Got a bad taste? What you want some mangum?

mangum by will and karine April 23, 2007

magumbo 

A good luck swahili phrase said whilst going over a speedbump. The phrase applies to the passage of the front axle only.

Hey there's a speedbump coming up!
1,2,3, MAGUMBO!

magumbo by D-rekblah October 20, 2007

Magnumitis

When someone buys the biggest gun they can find even if they can't control it while shooting. They think it makes them more of a man.

Guy 1) That little punk carries a Smith & Wesson Model 500. He falls over when he shoots it and doesn't even know what the bullet hit. He is compensating for something!
Guy 2) He's got a bad case of Magnumitis

Magnumitis by Livingtolong October 5, 2019