Angry llama

When hitting it from behind, you spit in their face when they turn around. They will wonder what just happened, then you cum on their face & in their mouth. But to do this successfully, you MUST call your Uber ahead of time.

Oh yeah I gave Tiffany the angry llama last night!

by Graeme99 October 21, 2019

Lala llama

Singing boi

Hey lala llamaaaaaa

by UR MUM A BUM December 13, 2018

Llama guys

The llama guys are 2 llamas youtuber Pewdiepie (Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg) took hostage after killing their owner, a wandering trader, probably brutally in his lets play series/gaming week in minecraft

Where is joergen? I don't know, probably with the llama guys.

by Broman780 July 7, 2019

Stroking the Llama

When you masturbate and ejaculate into the air, catching the semen perfectly in your mouth. Then you spit it back into the air allowing the airborne semen to land on your face simulating a llama spitting in your face.

Hey Yuri why is there cum on you pillow?

Because I was "Stroking the Llama" but I missed...

by PixieMandy April 15, 2022

squirt the llama

making a girl squirt like how a llama spits

Tyler made was able to make his fat girlfriend squirt the llama.

by Buddha™ May 19, 2015

llama smack

When the girl decides that "it isn't good enough" so you bring in your uncles llama and you have some fun with your uncles llama and she directs all of her attention to the llama and starts hitting the llama on the left buttcheek instead of you

" I tried to give it to her but instead she gave me the llama smack."

by the boi that doesn't care February 16, 2017

Valley Llama

An ugly chick who fake and bakes, has bleach blonde hair, and wears a lot of make up.

Bro 1: "Bro...... Victoria is such a valley llama. She looks like a fake-titted, platinum blonde, Oompa Loompa wanna be....I can't believe you slammed that."
Bro 2: "Bro.....ugly chicks try harder."

by MikeNever May 20, 2013