punching a llama

flicking a males nutsack and then being ejaculated on.

Dude last night she was punching a llama and it got real messy

by badassbitch1029 June 16, 2017

wet llama

A party pooper. Someone who doesn't just rain on the parade, but yet shits on it. A genuine downer.

"I asked Trent if he wanted to rage at a party but he said 'no'. He is such a fucking wet llama bro, why do we even chill with him?"

by Your a neuron April 19, 2017

llama hoof

If a female were to have a front wedgie, the female version of a mooseknuckle.

I let my yoga-pants wearing girlfriend ride my horse, and when she got off she had the biggest llama hoof I ever saw. It put every cameltoe I ever saw to shame!

by Gunno January 9, 2012

Angry llama

When hitting it from behind, you spit in their face when they turn around. They will wonder what just happened, then you cum on their face & in their mouth. But to do this successfully, you MUST call your Uber ahead of time.

Oh yeah I gave Tiffany the angry llama last night!

by Graeme99 October 21, 2019

Valley Llama

An ugly chick who fake and bakes, has bleach blonde hair, and wears a lot of make up.

Bro 1: "Bro...... Victoria is such a valley llama. She looks like a fake-titted, platinum blonde, Oompa Loompa wanna be....I can't believe you slammed that."
Bro 2: "Bro.....ugly chicks try harder."

by MikeNever May 20, 2013

nomma llama

When you are eating a girl out who doesn't have a shaved pussy, and is in fact as hairy as a llama.

Guy 1: Man I ate my girlfriend out for the first time, she is hairy as a llama down there!
Guy 2: So you did a nomma llama?
Guy 3: I think it spit back at me

by ViktorDonovan December 7, 2017

llama smack

When the girl decides that "it isn't good enough" so you bring in your uncles llama and you have some fun with your uncles llama and she directs all of her attention to the llama and starts hitting the llama on the left buttcheek instead of you

" I tried to give it to her but instead she gave me the llama smack."

by the boi that doesn't care February 16, 2017