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Wait while it compiles at the speed of light and windows users actually do things
Compiling a linux program takes longer then a windows crash and reboot...
by D January 14, 2004
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Linus

A lying jack-ass who thinks he is so totally awesome, when he is a nice guy but then changes when he feels like it.
Don't do a linus
by Scottishjumps May 27, 2010
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linux

A half-finished piece of shit for an operating system that's a pain in the ass to install, a pain in the ass to use, and a pain in the ass to remove from the hard drive.

On the bright side, Linux makes an excellent disk partitioning tool.

If Linux was designed primarily for network servers, then it doesn't make any sense to market it as a desktop replacement, especially if the applications suck, and hardware detection is nonexistent.
I wasted half of a 14 CDs of a 25-CD spindle on 9 variants of Linux. 6 of them didn't work because the computer shut down when the installation detected my video card. 2 variants wouldn't detect my soundcard, modem, USB scanner, and USB drive. Driver installation didn't do jack shit to solve the problem. The ninth variant detected my modem and USB drive, but kept playing this wierd, chaotic, repeating tune through my soundcard. Unfortunately, there were no sound drivers to resolve the issue.

Windows 98 beta detected all my hardware, and driver installation was a cakewalk.

Thank GOD I bought my CDs cheap from Big Lots. But still that was a waste of CDs that I could have filled with the best freeware available for Windows.

May the Linux programmers burn in Hell.
by boris May 13, 2005
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A linux user

A complete fucking down-syndromed cunt, who thinks he's above everyone and better than anyone.
Usually sucks 20-50 cock a day and also takes cock into his ass.
by ZHONIAX July 3, 2016
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Linux

An Operateing System that's great for running network servers, but despite it being increadable stable, you have to be a Guru to make it work.
Also when it does crash, and yes it does occasionally, it does a spectacular crash.
Every OS has it's place in the world of computing:
Windows - Gameing/Network Clients/Home Users
Linux/Unix - Servers
MacOS - Multimedia and Special Effects
Not that they're limited to these roles, it's just that's where they best perform.
by Canadamus_Prime September 23, 2005
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Linus Trovalds

former penguin is a felch-licking traitor who can't accept that Linux is the holy grail of computing. Go suck Bill Gate's Microcock you cocksucker.

pwned.
by Tux PWNS you June 26, 2004
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LinuxD

to get scammed in lineage 2, or any other game linuxrebound plays
when linuxrebound scammed mejimi for his sword of miracles, mejimi got LinuxD
by joshhhhhhhhhhhhh October 18, 2006
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