Liar Alarm

Noun

A person who REALLY knows when people lie and tells them to their face.

man 1: I'm not gonna be here on saturday *giggles while looking at man 3 play DooM instead of making eye contact and being honest*

Man 2: (I know he's lying.) YOU LIE!

Man 3: OOH! The Liar Alarm is going off! *punches man 1 for lying*

by Buzzed Lightbeer February 6, 2006

liarhea

Is a condition which commonly afflicts compulsive liars. Basically describes one who lies so much it is as if shit or bullshit is spewing from their mouth.

Liar- "Dude, I totally banged 3 bitches last night. Right in a row!"
Dude- " No way! Really?"
Liar- " Oh, fo sho! those bitches were practically beggin for it!"
Dude- "Yeah right! I think you've got a bad case of liarhea!"
Liar- "Fuck you!"

by ryryryry84 April 18, 2008

quasi-liberal

Young people who think they're liberal and very woke, but are just entitled parrots of their parents; essentially a young karen.

She is being a bit of a quasi-liberal, like, I agree what shes saying, but shes saying it in such an entitled way and without any reasoning.

by bRuHmIdWeStKiNdACrInGe November 6, 2020

compulsive liar

Someone who lies so much that they believe themselves.

"Mr. Garratt is a compulsive liar. He'll tell you one thing one day and contradict himself a week later.

by jitterballs February 13, 2006

Liberal

The term varies a lot between contexts, so, to avoid looking like a dumbass, I'll stick with the ones I know.

#1: Liberal, adjective, non-political.

Stating using a large dosage of something or having mostly nonrestrictive views about issues such as sex or religion.

Example: I used a liberal amount of sugar to make those cookies. I am fairly liberal when it comes to what Church I go to. I am liberal and venturesome in the bedroom.

#2: Liberal, adjective, political.

Example:

Due to the sheer amounts of hate and propoganda floating around here, I will try to be as objective as possible.

Liberals are generally on the left side of the political spectrum. This is the same side as communists, fascists, and socialists. However, most liberals are not communists, or fascists, or socialists to any significant degree. Communism is to the far end of Liberalism. It is about the destruction of all class and property distinctions between people, like China during the Great Leap Forward. Fascism is a strong, centrist dictatorship, but is not communist. An example would be Suddam Hussein's Iraq.

See below to continue.

Socialism is the blanket term that most accurately describes what many moderate liberals believe. It is like a watered-down form of communist in it's media-presented form. However, it is not that simple. It is about the government and the people aiding one another and distributing supplies and wealth according to a system. The degree of socialism ranges strongly, from almost non-existent levels such as in ancient Rome's alimentia, which was free bread and vegetable soup to the poor. The extreme end would be Hitler's Germany, which had programs for the betterment of certain Germans. It brought the country out of WW1, but it turned essentially fascism with social security.

I think I've said enough. If you haven't figured it out already, I am a Liberal. Thats the end of part 1. I'd post more, but someone implemented limits on how long entries can be.

by cogitator June 14, 2010

liberal

People who hate conservatives.

"I'm a liberal and I hate conservatives." - Bob

by caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa September 14, 2017

Liberal

The best political party to date. Accomplishments include, but not limited too.

1. Not teaching god in school.

2. Being part of the smarter people in America.

3. Legalizing abortion.

4. Legalizing Gay marriage

5. Having motherfucking Bill Clinton

6. NOT HAVING BUSH!

ME: REPUBLICANS ARE RETARDED!

Millions of other liberals: NO SHIT!!

by MADDOXPATT January 12, 2010