lanking

Similar to the term 'cranking', this verb represents the simultaneous combination the of laughing and masturbation. Not a common pairing, and those conducting the act would appear to be slightly insane.

Girl (to boyfriend): What the hell are you doing?

Boy: I'm lanking. It's so wrong it is right. Please don't leave me.

by glastofan November 11, 2011

kaki-lackin

whats goin on
whats happening

"yo ballas, whats kaki-lackin

by hammerdrill August 25, 2003

crack-a-lackin

a bitch who doesn't give up her ass

"You getting it Myrna?"

"Nah, that bitch is crack-a-lackin

by pro-noun king August 13, 2003

lapkin

When your hands are dirty and you have no serviettes, and you wipe your hands on your jeans that's called using your "Lapkin". There is a new word for you all -"Lapkin"

Josh had dirty hands and wiped them on his "Lapkin"

by paulydictionary November 12, 2015

dappy lapkins

When spooning with your significant other and they fart on your balls.

After eating 6 cheese biscuits, I couldn't help but to dappy Lapkins my man most of the night.

by Jillydillyo December 18, 2017

lapdic

a crooked dick

Atleast my lapdic does reach ya girl G spot.

by jb January 16, 2004

Lacking number 4

This phrase means that a person is lacking in intelligence, not through any form of retardation but a lack of trying.

Brittney: "What is an Intelligence Quotient?"
Teacher: "You mean an IQ, the thing we have been discussing for the last 10 minutes."
Friend of Brittney: "Seems like your lacking number 4."

by Andres Gonzalez February 8, 2008