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Laser Hit

This term was coined by Hash Ketchum during the original, unaired pilot episode of 4GGH. (Four Guys Get High)

To take a laser hit, you must be hot-boxing. Once the room is sufficiently filled with smoke, you are ready. Here are the steps.

1. Fill the bowl
2. Take a big hit while your friend shines a green laser on your forehead (it can be red, but green is preferable)
3. Once your lungs are full of smoke have someone turn off the lights
4. Have the laser-holder wave the laser in front of your face creating a two-dimensional plane of light
5. Here's the magic^^ Blow the smoke into the plane of light, and you will create what looks like a glowing, morphing, topographical map that'll have everyone saying "holy shit!"
Guy1: Let's film these laser hits and put them on You Tube.

Guy2: Dude, it's nearly impossible to get a laser hit on film.

Guy3: That's what's so special out them. You have to be there to experience one.

Guy4: Woah. That's actually pretty deep...
by Hash_Ketchum February 24, 2010
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Rj The laser

A really cool dude who spend his time at Five Guys and playing Halo Reach. He train for his black belt to his life long goal to be 2nd to only Chuck Norris.
Rj the laser only comes 2nd to Chuck Norris.
by mr. malone June 5, 2011
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laser pointer

A way to someone to bust a cap in ya in LA.
Yo. Put that pointer in the glovebox before someone caps yo ass!
by Aribeth April 7, 2005
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spartan laser

its where you fuck a chick so hard she starts bleeding through her vaginal cavity and it starts streaming up your peehole and then you cum blood all over her face
hey lets role play halo im going to shoot you with my spartan laser
by shademouse August 10, 2009
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laser pointer

Geek penis, as referred to in Can't Hardly Wait.
Girl 2: He asked me to hold his laser pointer!
William Lichter: Now, ladies, ladies, please. Both of you can hold my laser pointer anytime.
by Rachel Whelan June 2, 2007
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Laser-Lamb

A person who is by nature quite meek, passive, and tends to conform, who, somehow, has acquired great, frightening power without actually deserving it, usually through the use of numbers (as with acquiring a large population or following)
"Man, I remember those f*ckin' preps back in High School; always used to tease me 'n shit. F*ckin' Laser-Lambs"

or:

Person 1 (conformist): "I'm very independent, thank you! Now let me recite a passage from my Bible, although I've never read a book other than the Bible!"

Person 2 (non-conformist): "Go read a different book, gain a bit of knowledge, you f*ckin' Laser-Lamb."
by C. A. August 4, 2007
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charging my laser

I ran my hand up my throbbing, warm meat. I was charging my laser.
by Caytie November 25, 2006
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