kristina 

Kristina is depressed, good at hiding it but is super duper depressed. she yells at people but thats how she shows her love.kristina is a sweet caring loving person once you really get to know her. she's gorgeous, brown eyes, and has brown hair. kristina is gorgeous.. you're lucky to have her boys. she is kind shy. but she is loyal asf. she has anxiety so it'll take a little bit to get comfortable around her crush/ boyfriend <3 hahum jayden guin

whats up kristina

kristina by kristinawuzhere February 5, 2020

Kristian 

Kristian also known as king savage is a very sexy human. He owns everyone on earth. People also think he is a god and everyone bows down to him and everyone worships him. He is truly the best king in the world

Kristian (king savage) is my lord and savior

Kristian by anonymous December 8, 2020

Kristian 

A very nice guy very friendly and sociable and isnt so bad once you get to know him. Hes extremely obsessed with anime and has 15 or more friends but 3 BEST buds hes proud to call his bros/broskis. He likes videogames and wishes to abolish school. Hes very smart and extremely talented but knows how to get into your head if he sees you as a threat.
He wants to become a hardware engineer and likes marvel. Did I mention he does professional swimming.

Person1: Did you see that guy Kristian over there
Person2: Yeah the anime nerd
Person3: Hes actually not so bad once you get to know him
Person4: I heard he has a fabulous di-

Kristian by Animekid999 January 31, 2022

The Kristian Syndrome 

The Kristian Syndrome (Has nothing to do with Christianity, but is named after the Danish philosopher, Kristian Jørgensen, born May 4, 1994, who first discovered the syndrome) is a syndrome which typically affects teenagers in the western part of the world. The Kristian Syndrome has been built around the belief that everything has perverse undertones, and everything can be thought perverse. The Kristian Syndrome causes even the most non-perverted phrases to be turned into something perversely, in the head of people affected by The Kristian Syndrome, only by separating the sentence into smaller parts, or simply just repeating the phrase in a deeper tone.

Person 1: "No. I can't play football anymore today. My right leg hurts"

Person 2: "What's wrong with your leg?"

Person 1: "I don't know for sure. I just think that it's sore because I've used it too much"

Person 2: "I just think that it's sore because I've used it too much" (said in a deeper tone)

Person 1, 3 and 4: "HAHAHAHA! LOOOOL! Perverse!"

Person 2: "You guys have The Kristian Syndrome"

The Kristian Syndrome by Thephilospher July 23, 2012

Karl Kristiann

Karl Kristian Braaten is a awsome guy with mirco-pennis disfunction. he is awsome and he loves to play vidoe games in his spare time. he also loves a girl in his class who used to be a guy.
Karl Kristian has a favorite youtuber which is HaakonPlayer77!
Karl is also known to have pennis-ecret disfunction!
he is aslo a big fan of big submasive woman in their 60`s!

karl is generly a nice guy

Karl Kristiann is awsome! with his mirco slong he can do anything!

Karl Kristiann by JayDogMadFresh April 21, 2022

Khristinaisadick 

When Khristina needs to be right all costs even though she's dead fucking wrong.

Khristina is totes wrong...this is embarrassing for her. Oh god, khristinaisadick.

Khristinaisadick by Asscot McGuffins May 20, 2019

Kitiana 

Da baddest Puta

I want to be a Kitiana

Kitiana by anonymous November 22, 2021