Kearney

A person who is usually bald and has a pencil dick. Usually like the army, and tends to have big bear knives lying around every room of the house.

Oh i went to see Kearney yesterday, he was playing darts with his bear knives, he got a bulls eye.

I heard this guy opened a condom with a bear knife, must've been Kearney.

Did you see Kearney at the bar last night?
Yea, i think he got a haircut.
No he's just always bald.

by hahacondomopener April 15, 2011

Ku Klux Klan

Normally shortened into the abbreviation "KKK". This is a group or organization of racist, homophobic dumb rednecks with low levels of intelligence and missing teeth who are mostly situated in the Southeastern part of the United States and believe greatly in the racial and genetic purity of the Aryan race. They also have no problems with incestuous relationships between relatives if it helps to preserve the "purity" of their race, despite this being a big no-no in biology. They normally wear white robes which are also equipped with white hoods to conceal their identities. Funny thing is that their costumes were influenced by some of the costumes that the Crusaders wore during the Middle Ages and the Crusaders were all Catholic and the KKK dislike catholics.

The KKK were first formed in a city in Tennessee in 1865 but this group eventually disbanded. Since then there have been various revivals, splinter groups, offshoots, etc. and unsurprisingly, Tennessee is one of the states that contains several KKK groups that are in operation to this day as well as many other racist groups (Tennessee contains an estimated 37 racist groups in total which is probably why they are considered to be the 6th most racist state and one of the most dumbest states in America). Other states that have KKK related groups include Texas, Mississippi, Arkansas and North Carolina.

The Ku Klux Klan are a band of stupid, racist rednecks that inhabit the Southern United States. Texas tends to house most of the these KKK groups with Arkansas, Mississippi, and Tennessee following suit. These states also contain quite a bit of violence, racial contempt and lack of intelligence which correlates with their low IQ scores.

by Preacher of Truth November 29, 2014

Ku Klux Klan

My homies "Together until the race end's" (paul walker)

Ayo where the Ku Klux Klan at?!

by AlfredB223 April 22, 2021

Klu Klux Klan

hahaha they are retareds but if ur gunna insult them do it corectly ku klux klan

please make mean comments about these racist pieces of shit but do it under the correct spelling

by sean123 September 2, 2005

Klance

Klance is a ship created by the Voltron fandom, of two boys named Keith and Lance. Because of the large amount of scenes that could prove a deep emotional connection.

(Keep in mind i am trying very hard here to stay professional, and not gush about them too much hhhh)

"We did it. We are a good team." -Lance to Keith, as they kneeled on the ground, holding hands after an intense battle against Sendak.
"The only thing wrong about Klance is the name," -Lauren Montgomery, one of the creators of Voltron, and albeit a bitch, she's right.
"I just think he's like, the future." -Lance about Keith.
"And we’re gonna do it with the Lance that’s the paladin of the red lion. The Lance that's always got my back. And the Lance who knows exactly who he is and what he's got to offer." -Keith to Lance, after Lance finds him atop the black lion, watching the sunset, about Lance's insecurities.
"We had a bonding moment! I cradled you in my arms!" Keith to Lance as he denies the 'we are a good team', aka, the bonding moment. It was stated once by a showrunner that Lance denied it because he didn't want to address certain feelings yet.

by yodelleiheehooo February 4, 2019

Karne

Usually a young male with hippie parents. Known for going crazy every now and then whilst raping goats.

Example 1:
"Dude better hide your goats!"

"why"

"Karnes out tonight"

"SHIT!!"

Example2:

"Damn i went all Karne the other weekend."

by Hayeeee July 24, 2009

kearney

(pronounced "carnie")

Verb: To throw out some made up term in a sentence and then adamantly refuse to accept the fact that the word in question is not, in fact, properly used.

Noun: People who like to use random words out of context in which the meaning of the word must be guessed at based solely on the contextual use rather than any accepted definition of the word in question. (for further clarification see the second definition of the term "House" on this site).

I got Kearneyed yesterday. Meg and I went out for Pho and she was talking about "housing" soup. She then made a lame bet and lost a dollar. The next day she went onto some web dictionary and showed me that some 5 people on the planet also share this delusion as to the use of the word. This number is quite a bit smaller though then the number of people who believe that their own cocker spaniel is in fact god so take that for what its worth...

by Chris.Phila August 14, 2005