kiddie porn

illegal shit. Kid having s*x with a another kid or adult having s*x with a kid. It is similar to lolicon and shotacon.

kiddie porn is so damn disgusting. why the fuck would u search up a kid having *** with another kid or adult?

by igotitallHANDLED June 7, 2022

fxp-kiddie

1.) Someone with no penis, that the only way they get pleasure is by fxping something and winning a race since they can never ever pleasure a girl.

1.)
person 1:
OMG, i just fxped that new release, im so cool
person2:
No your not, your just a nerd with no penis.

by fxpislame October 2, 2003

Kiddie Cocaine

Powdered candy (Like Pixie Sticks) or certain hard candies grinded into powder (Like SweetTarts) used for snorting.

Everyone thought Ryan was a badass because he snorted lines at last night's party, little did they know it was just white kiddie cocaine.

by 101 Samurais November 2, 2011

your kidding

A way of saying “no way”. Either can be positive or negative.

Dylan: they have dark chocolate Reese’s now

Olivia: your kidding!!😱

Sarah: Josh is dating Katelyn again.
Olivia: your kidding...

by Thebeauty<3 April 21, 2018

kiddie pool

a pool where babies can pee and won't infect others

Hey one-year-old kiddie, go swim in that kiddie pool!

by SarahKatie May 28, 2006

half-kidding

When you're not sure if you're kidding. Or you're just plain stupid. Of course, you alone are responsible for any shit that goes down once you half-kid.

JEEZ, she actually turned up. I was only half-kidding when I invited her.

by Cold Mirror August 6, 2016

kiddie krack

the art of acting or looking Silly

after looking all around the house lily finds her glasses onthe top of her head. Jill asks " lily are you on kiddie krack?" as she sits laughing at lily

by collieoo July 19, 2007