Up the Kitchen end

Mad, insane, bizarre. Can be used in reference to a person or a concept.

'Wow, she was a bit... different.'

'Different? She was right up the kitchen end!

She let her pet crocodile lay eggs in my abdomen.'

by H.G.Rubin May 29, 2009

Piss-In Kitchen

Replacemant term for Bitchen. A term for the room in an urban apartment in which the bathroom is located in the kitchen.

Trish's new apartment in Tijuana has a Piss-In Kitchen.

by Cliff Kleffer April 12, 2010

Chili Over The Kitchen Sink

The sexual act where a man has explosive diarrhea on a womans vagina, followed by a third partner performing cunnilingus on the woman.

She asked me and my wife to come over for Chili Over The Kitchen Sink.

by Dirty Diggler November 27, 2012

Cooties in the Kitchen

A euphemism for a sexually transmitted infection. Less frequently used to refer to restaurant health code violations.

"I spent all of my hooker budget last night and now I've got cooties in my kitchen."
"She's pretty attractive, but she's definitely got cooties in the kitchen."

by ');DROP TABLE definitions;-- March 2, 2017

Wolfpack Soup Kitchen

When a a group of men (the wolfpack) engage in an orgy soup kitchen with a promiscuous woman/women (usually from Chingford/Essex).

''remember last weekend after the pub?''
'' yeah those girls got soup kitchened by the pack''
' 'yeah that was a proper old school wolfpack Soup kitchen' '

by McTaggart33 October 25, 2017

Tiling her kitchen

Being an obsequious toadie to get a TV personality to make a clip for your food group.

I was tiling her kitchen in exchange for this bit for HH

by DaddioMystic June 25, 2019

Cooking with the full kitchen

Crossed past the point of no return, you are not just baked, you own the full kitchen. You starred on food network. You BEAT Bobby Flay.

Julia was cooking with the full kitchen when she smashed her toenails clean off with a desk chair and was hysterically laughing.

by plantlord69 July 12, 2019