A major man whore who likes to take it up the ass. Aslo a total diva who will eat you alive. His sister is amazing
by Old greg the third August 02, 2010
1. a total douchebag; lazy and often leeches off friends; usually is employed, but barely; typically is a whiny, little bitch about everything
2. a man who like large women; often will not share tales of sexual exploits due to their embarrassing nature
-this is usually due to the Kevin's inability to court attractive mates because of his awkwardness and being a huge bitch.
3. a pill junkie, alcoholic, or both
-this often results in prostitution, stealing from friends and roommates, never pitching in around the house, and the texas kayak
4. a man who loves handing out texas kayaks
5. a male prostitute. Usually a straight man that, in this case, caters to other men.
6. a thief; scumbag
2. a man who like large women; often will not share tales of sexual exploits due to their embarrassing nature
-this is usually due to the Kevin's inability to court attractive mates because of his awkwardness and being a huge bitch.
3. a pill junkie, alcoholic, or both
-this often results in prostitution, stealing from friends and roommates, never pitching in around the house, and the texas kayak
4. a man who loves handing out texas kayaks
5. a male prostitute. Usually a straight man that, in this case, caters to other men.
6. a thief; scumbag
Kevin is a huge bitch and always ends up giving up a texas kayak after any competitive event.
Kevin is a pillhead bitch that stole from his friends.
Kevin is really good at giving a texas kayak.
Kevin loves the cock.
Don't be like Kevin.
Kevin is a pillhead bitch that stole from his friends.
Kevin is really good at giving a texas kayak.
Kevin loves the cock.
Don't be like Kevin.
by pickled_pepper21 March 19, 2018
A curly headed fuck. that takes it up the ass from his brother who participates in phone sex every night with Eric. Also has a big nose and is tight with his money. Kevin is known for being such a fag, the gay kids in the school look up to Kevin for being so gay.
by 1556 November 05, 2010
"Kevin is so lonley"
by Supa-hammah June 27, 2018
The sexiest guy that you can ever meet and he also likes to masturbate a lot a lot and he also wants to fuck a girl named callista(all kevin want to fuck callista)
by fdsafdadsafd November 15, 2019
by Chubsmkgee October 02, 2018
Political and Religious movement at SDA. Anti Republicans and democrats because they are both missing the point of life. Pro humanitarian and maintaining animal and plant life, but not vegetarian, ...man was meant to eat meat.
All men in this believe must follow man law, or you are a girl.
Girls don't have to follow man law but they may if they choose.
Happiness and living in the moment are necessary as well as a high self of steam and contentness with yourself.
Generally members of this believe believe that the government suck.
you must also love waffles!!!!!
All men in this believe must follow man law, or you are a girl.
Girls don't have to follow man law but they may if they choose.
Happiness and living in the moment are necessary as well as a high self of steam and contentness with yourself.
Generally members of this believe believe that the government suck.
you must also love waffles!!!!!
Kevinism is :The offspring of James Bond, Mr. Davidson, and a female hippie (we need a girl in there somewhere).
by Kevin Brice May 11, 2008