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Barbed wire kangaroo

When you roofie someone, cut open their stomach and put kittens inside. Then, sew the stomach back up. Punch the person in the stomach, causing the kittens to claw their way out, bursting through the seams. The claws will feel like barbed wire and the person will look like a kangaroo with babies in their pouch.
She said she was a freak, but she wasn’t ready for that Barbed Wire Kangaroo!
by ProbablyAjax March 12, 2021
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Kangaroo Shit

The practice of pooping while hovering over the toilet.
Ahh damnit! This toilet has shit all over it! I guess I'll just have to kangaroo shit...
by Squirrel Nipps November 29, 2004
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kanarsty

A person, place or thing that proves to be beyond nasty.
I can't believe you bagged that chickenhead last night, she was kanarsty.
by bradley d May 17, 2006
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Kangarang

1. Complete and total destruction or pwnage
2. A situation where total destruction or pwnage occurs
3. A declaration of dominance

The word itself is highly versatile, applicable to most situations where an assertion of dominance has taken place; contextual usage.
1. Joe kangaranged that guy!
2. (Upon seeing someone pwnt) Kangarang!
3. (To rally your troops) Kangarang!
by RaversFantasy357 April 28, 2008
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kangaroo rat

Kangaroo rats are no better than the sand niggers or kikes!
by El filosofo June 9, 2012
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kangaroo wedgie

this is when a victim is giving a wedgie while jumping
a kangaroo wedgie has never happend to me before
by faydraawesome January 21, 2017
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Kaneara

Kaneara is a really pretty girl with a great personality, she has a great body and she's really pretty she likely is really short or tall. She means a lot to everyone she can be an angel or a devil. And if she doesn't like you just get used to it because she doesn't usually get used to people. If she likes you try and talk to her a lot because she probably really does care about you. And she is most likely a viner
Girl: Kaneara is really pretty.
Girl 2: oh my god I know right
by Yourmom_sucks_pp May 11, 2019
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