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Barbed wire kangaroo

When you roofie someone, cut open their stomach and put kittens inside. Then, sew the stomach back up. Punch the person in the stomach, causing the kittens to claw their way out, bursting through the seams. The claws will feel like barbed wire and the person will look like a kangaroo with babies in their pouch.

She said she was a freak, but she wasn’t ready for that Barbed Wire Kangaroo!

by ProbablyAjax March 12, 2021