An animal down in the second world of Australia. This animal is very feisty and can knock a bitch out with one punch. They carry their babies in the stomach so that they have them on hand all the time in case an enemy is coming so they can sacrifice their baby so they can run away. Be aware around these animals tho as they are known to steal your red hoodies and sunglasses.
Bryce Hall would say he could beat a KANGAROO then get punched by it and say he don’t know how to fight
by yousillyyy July 29, 2021
Get the Kangaroomug. Lesbian oral sex (ideally while standing, one partner holding the other up) that involves an Australian girl
"So, I hear Sheila and Barbie went home together last night, what do you think they did?"
"Judging from the fumbling I heard going on upstairs, I think it is safe to say Sheila eats kangaroo."
"Judging from the fumbling I heard going on upstairs, I think it is safe to say Sheila eats kangaroo."
by T to the Homm October 18, 2009
Get the Eats kangaroomug. They've got kangaroos just running in public. You'll be driving your car and have a LITERAL KANGAROO will just whoosh by.
by 69bossassbitch69 September 18, 2019
Get the Literal Kangaroomug. A sexual request for the experienced and not faint of heart. You will receive a punch and jump and a spin all ending with an exciting conclusion.
Brendan went to a bar to get a good screw. When the menu came out he requested the banana kangaroo. And was not disappointed.
by Kobrakys September 30, 2019
Get the Banana Kangaroomug. When you're doing anal with a 280+ pound women (reverse cowgirl specifically) and you pull her fupa up, stick your cock in, slap the fupa down and bust. That my friend is a rusty kangaroo, store it in the pouch.
I picked up this Heffer from the bar, she taught me the rusty kangaroo... if she ain't 280 she ain't a lady.
by XXXINSD June 19, 2022
Get the rusty kangaroomug. "kangaroo? "
"Bangchan!"
Or
"Wow, Chan jumped really high onto that stage platform.."
"Yeah, he's a kangaroo from Australia."
"Bangchan!"
Or
"Wow, Chan jumped really high onto that stage platform.."
"Yeah, he's a kangaroo from Australia."
by ThatIdiotAsh August 22, 2023
Get the Kangaroomug. When a creepy dude comes up behind you scaring the living daylights out of you. He may stroke you from behind, maybe accidentally on purpose and then say oh I'm sorry my paw slipped.
When you tell your friend or sister to help! Thad dude is a creeping kangaroo. A creepin kangaroo male stroking a female kangaroo"s tail at the zoo.
by Madame Breaux psychic October 12, 2020
Get the creepin kangaroomug.