Man has the biggest dick, the most suave facial hair, and is most likely fucking your girl. In summary hes one handsome devil.
by because yes September 1, 2022
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Maybe if you weren't such an asshole you would actually get some girls and you wouldn't have to suck your own cock every night.
A girl: Hey.
Jonah: No one fucking asked you absolute rat weiner, come back and talk to me when you stop sucking your grandpa's balls for his clothes.
Jonah: No one fucking asked you absolute rat weiner, come back and talk to me when you stop sucking your grandpa's balls for his clothes.
by yallarejusthaters February 15, 2023
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This refers to the Bible when Jonah thought Nineveh deserved to be destroyed due to the city's wicked and sinful behavior. God spared the city of Nineveh because the city's residents repented; Jonah thought they still deserved punishment.
This refers to the Bible when Jonah thought Nineveh deserved to be destroyed due to the city's wicked and sinful behavior. God spared the city of Nineveh because the city's residents repented; Jonah thought they still deserved punishment.
"Yeah, Mike hates what America has become- and understandably so. He goes as far as to say that America is worse than Berlin in the early 1930s and even ancient Sodom and Gomorrah. He often says, 'We get what we deserve!' I would be hard-pressed to find someone more 'Jonah-pilled' than he is."
by schizo.lounge August 17, 2023
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Someone or something who is no longer funny. Described as creepy, hairless, poor sense of style, not approachable..
Someone or something who is no longer funny. Described as creepy, hairless, poor sense of style, not approachable..
by Lameooooo August 7, 2014
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Girl 1: Tonight I met a Winking Jona!He winked at me constantly!
Girl 2: OMG! Did you guys have anal sex afterwards? That's what a Winking Jona does to you!
Girl 2: OMG! Did you guys have anal sex afterwards? That's what a Winking Jona does to you!
by samxmonster May 20, 2016
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by Stevencurry January 14, 2017
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