John 

Hes an amazing guy standing at 4 something, brownish eyes, and very athlethic. Not the very best looking look wise but heart wise? OOF. Thats a 10/10. He’s hilarious, Amazing, and one of a Kind so if I was you,I would never let him go. Once he finds his dream girl, he will stay with that dream girl. He will love her and care for her until they’re old. He is just an amazing all around guy

Hey isnt that john?

Yes
Dont leave him

John by Jellyonaga21 December 14, 2018

John 

Is the cutest, the most sweetest and amazing guy you can ever meet. He gives the best hugs, and has the most irresistible voice in the whole world. He is most likely to be tall, and very athletic. He is intelligent, and is a sweet talker :) when he meets the girl of his dreams, he is fully committed to loving her and giving her the world. This girl means the world to him and he will surely not let her go. In the twenties he’ll marry a girl who’s name will start with a K, and they’ll live happily ever after in a cabin in the woods. Probably Adirondacks

Kar: johns so hot omg
Friend: yas bitch

John by Booboobear69 March 19, 2019

John 

John is that nerdy/ socially awkward kid but has friends that talks about old memes and weird memes like dinosaurs or moths.

John stared at me when his was in the trees.

John by Typed May 10, 2019

John 

A retard that's a pedophile and eats their own poop and is a simp and sucks their own dick

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John by I eat poop 69 February 23, 2022

John 

a guy who is handsome and intellegent. Great at football ladykiller and has kevin hart sense of humor.

that lame kid can never be a JOHN.

Sometimes darren can be a real JOHN if he wanted too.

John by PlatypusSquirrel November 10, 2013

John 

A guy who gives you no attention. Overweight and extremely obsessed with video games. Will probably turn gay and live in his parents basement for the rest of his life. Don't date john, he'll treat you like he doesn't know you.

I dated a john and will regret it for the rest of my life.

John by magicflash May 28, 2016

john 

a complete asshole who tells girls he is single but really isnt. cheats on you emotionally and most likely physically. he works with the girls he tells he likes them. he ignores you if you are his girlfriend. he is a scandalous manwhore. he parties with girls he cheats on you with.

I am john, im single and want to be with you but i really aint single, im just cheating.

john by tribalgirl August 17, 2012