hate jizz

An act of cumming as a means of revenge.

Guy one: "That Danielle is such a bitch!"
Guy two: "I know, I hate jizzed on her scarf last night!"

by Aqua Seamus November 18, 2015

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Jizz Canvas

Slang for an individuals face - Normally used when describing a past or future sexual encounter.

Ted: That girl you pulled last night was fat as fuck.
Dave: Yeah she wasn't the best, nice jizz canvas though!

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Barry: Have you seen the new girl in accounting?

Alan: Caught a glimpse of the backend of it before, what's the jizz canvas like?
Barry: favourable.

by Chip Lebowski August 14, 2011

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Rum jizz

The grossest shot of all the shots. As the name implies, it's rum and jizz mixed.

"I made a bet with my friend that if either of us bangs our celeb crushes, the other person has to do a shot of rum jizz"

by Cap'n Crimson July 06, 2015

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Jizz Jungle

Is a term used to describe an individual with a large quantity of pubic that typically gets jizzed on with a high frequency.

I was talking to Rob who was going to dismantle Tammy until he went down on her and noticed there was some crusted cum in the Jizz Jungle. Personally, I would have made her take a shower and shave that shit off, to which Rob replied you’d need a 5 pack of razors to chop it off. Rob said the jungle looked like it was jizzed on over a week ago. Talk about some bad hygiene.

by Tee Cee Deez April 14, 2020

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Jizz Rooster

1)A person who is likes an EXTREMELY LARGE amount of semen for the pleasure of getting cock all the time.

2) Or a girl you want to have sexual relations with to the extent that you coat her in a thick layer of semen.

1) Dude I hope you choke on some guys dick you Jizz Rooster

2)That girl is so hot I am going to make her my Jizz Rooster tonight.

by Domo M3 November 08, 2011

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