"I made a bet with my friend that if either of us bangs our celeb crushes, the other person has to do a shot of rum jizz"
by Cap'n Crimson July 21, 2015

He Luco-Jizzed all over me!
by Fo-shizzler March 8, 2009

by JohnDanieleManchester December 18, 2013

Dude last jerk sesh, I had so much rollover jizz from my trip to tanzania, that I had to use a mop to clean up!
by Ralph Finkelstein August 17, 2011

"Karen, what's wrong with you? Are you high?"
"I don't think so, unless I got a jizz buzz from Jeff's spunk."
"I don't think so, unless I got a jizz buzz from Jeff's spunk."
by jizz-and-buz August 5, 2007

Brian's Girlfriend is a Jizz-knocker
by Matt098 June 16, 2008

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017
