jerk tent

A tent you set up in your office that you use to jerk off in. It gives the user some needed extra privacy while jerking it at work.

Alternate Definition: A temporary shelter designed to allow one to jack it in the work place while not incuring a sexual harassemnt suit by showing their co-workers their business

I just bought a new jerk tent online. I can't wait until it gets here so I can jerk it.

by biglerm April 22, 2011

Circular jerk

Similar to circular logic; When people stroke themselves by stroking others. Very common in the corporate setting.

Board member: Mr. Peterson is doing a stellar job running this company. I'm so glad I cast the deciding vote to hire him.

Employee under breath: Running this company into the ground. Classic circular jerk, dude.

by m&jsandwich August 23, 2011

high jerk

High Jerk- When two people high-five on your penis, and then proceed to jerk you off. It can be quite refreshing although, if done wrong, can permanently render the owner of said penis completely flaccid for life.

Oh man we high jerked that man so hard!

by TheTwinkleToes April 19, 2016

Mid-Jerk

A scenario when, as you're in the process of masturbating to porn, your friend texts you and the text pops up at the top of your viewing screen blocking some of the action.

Jerry: (Masturbating to porn)

Friend texts: yo could I borrow your notes from class? I was absent today.

Jerry: Dude you caught me mid-jerk.

by serd12 June 18, 2018

jerking a turd

Jerk•ing•a•turd jerk-in-uh-turd

-adjective
1. Speculative term used to refer to someone's tardiness or absence.

2. late; absent; missing.

Question: "Where's the groom?"
Answer: "I don't know. He’s probably jerking a turd."

The ceremony starts at 3:00 PM sharp. You better be there - don’t be jerkin’ a turd.

by CongratulationsDave&Chrissy! August 29, 2010

Surf and jerk

A surf and jerk is when you get a handjob while eating seafood.

Hey remember Brenda from last night, well she gave the best surf and jerk ever .

by Teejay21 March 14, 2017

pretentious jerk

a contemptibly obnoxious person who attempts to impress others by acting of greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than he/she is actually possesses.

I don't appreciate how much you are being a pretentious jerk at dinner with my family.

My boss is such a pretentious jerk!

by Matt01 February 5, 2019