Verb: After one returns from being outside in the cold, one then proceeds to run their hands under scalding hot water, and then begins to masturbate
by Zacharees73 February 10, 2015
Get the Hot jerkmug. Stop jerking me around and give me my money back. They sure like to jerk around people in that music shop.
by HichemFerdes December 17, 2016
Get the jerk aroundmug. 1. When one coats their hand in wasabi and proceeds to masturbate or perform a hand job.
OR
2.Jerking off in a Japanese restaurant.
OR
2.Jerking off in a Japanese restaurant.
"yo, i got this wicked sick wasabi jerk last night from Kim"
"My dick's still burning from that wasabi jerk before class this morning"
"My dick's still burning from that wasabi jerk before class this morning"
by FOADboner July 3, 2009
Get the Wasabi Jerkmug. A tent you set up in your office that you use to jerk off in. It gives the user some needed extra privacy while jerking it at work.
Alternate Definition: A temporary shelter designed to allow one to jack it in the work place while not incuring a sexual harassemnt suit by showing their co-workers their business
Alternate Definition: A temporary shelter designed to allow one to jack it in the work place while not incuring a sexual harassemnt suit by showing their co-workers their business
by biglerm April 22, 2011
Get the jerk tentmug. Similar to circular logic; When people stroke themselves by stroking others. Very common in the corporate setting.
Board member: Mr. Peterson is doing a stellar job running this company. I'm so glad I cast the deciding vote to hire him.
Employee under breath: Running this company into the ground. Classic circular jerk, dude.
Employee under breath: Running this company into the ground. Classic circular jerk, dude.
by m&jsandwich August 23, 2011
Get the Circular jerkmug. You had no privacy for several days and no chance to jerk off. Your balls are so sore that you cannot think straight. You jerk off the first chance you get just to relieve the tension.
I was on vacation and could not jerk off for more than a week. I was so sore that sleeping was impossible. I sneaked my way into the bathroom for an emergency jerk.
by Restoring for over five years February 16, 2015
Get the emergency jerkmug. One proficient at making all manner of meat jerky (beef, turkey, venison, etc.), typically named Lindsey.
by sketch1jm August 3, 2019
Get the jerk mastermug.