by ohmschode January 12, 2009
Get the cave jerkmug. a contemptibly obnoxious person who attempts to impress others by acting of greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than he/she is actually possesses.
I don't appreciate how much you are being a pretentious jerk at dinner with my family.
My boss is such a pretentious jerk!
My boss is such a pretentious jerk!
by Matt01 February 5, 2019
Get the pretentious jerkmug. by tim jhonson December 2, 2018
Get the squat jerkmug. signature move of naweed. punching som1 in a downward jerking motion making sure the knuckles hit first causing extreme pain and usually a dead arm, called the jerk punch because of the jerking off motion of the downward punch
by weedsterandzach November 12, 2010
Get the jerk punchmug. Verb: After one returns from being outside in the cold, one then proceeds to run their hands under scalding hot water, and then begins to masturbate
by Zacharees73 February 10, 2015
Get the Hot jerkmug. 1. When one coats their hand in wasabi and proceeds to masturbate or perform a hand job.
OR
2.Jerking off in a Japanese restaurant.
OR
2.Jerking off in a Japanese restaurant.
"yo, i got this wicked sick wasabi jerk last night from Kim"
"My dick's still burning from that wasabi jerk before class this morning"
"My dick's still burning from that wasabi jerk before class this morning"
by FOADboner July 3, 2009
Get the Wasabi Jerkmug. A tent you set up in your office that you use to jerk off in. It gives the user some needed extra privacy while jerking it at work.
Alternate Definition: A temporary shelter designed to allow one to jack it in the work place while not incuring a sexual harassemnt suit by showing their co-workers their business
Alternate Definition: A temporary shelter designed to allow one to jack it in the work place while not incuring a sexual harassemnt suit by showing their co-workers their business
by biglerm April 22, 2011
Get the jerk tentmug.