Road Jerk

The act of masturbating with sandpaper. The grit is not important, but usually the lower the more hardcore you are.

Guy 1 - Dude I went to menards last night and posted up in the sandpaper aisle for at least 3 hours.

Guy 2 - Ah, good old road jerk I assume?

Guy 1 - Why else would the crotch of my pants be stained red?

Guy 2 - Well I didn't want to be rude and point it, but ya I noticed it you sick fuck.

by Mr.Meatspin January 7, 2012

Jerika

Jerika, the meaning of two people named Jake and Erica who are in a relationship.

Yo man did you hear about Jerika at school?

by Auky July 11, 2017

Jerchel

A young talented beautiful women who is smart and a rock star and speaks her mind she likes guy things and is a tom boy she loves animals and pets shes funny and has a goid taste in clothes and is not only known as a family meber she is a LORD in anything and stands on top of every one

Jerchel us so young and talented i wish i was her i would love to be her any day

by remendesa November 1, 2014

jerk off bracelet

Using an activity tracker bracelet to determine how many miles you jerked off.

Me: "today I used my jerk off bracelet and determined that I jerked off for 3 miles and lost 69 calories. A new record!"

by kopask January 22, 2015

jerk du soleil

To masturbate in an acrobatic or otherwise unnatural position.

In a fascinating display of jerk du soleil, Ryan used yoga to bring his leg up behind his head while standing on one foot as he jerked off his dick with one hand and thumbed his anus with the other hand.

by Douchey Couture June 9, 2016

jecko

perfectest boy i have ever seen

jecko is the perfectest boy who i have ever seen

by jevkoo January 3, 2017

jerkass has a point

That moment where someone who literally EVERYONE hates has something actually good to say. Often very rare. AND very surprising.

Jerkass: Look, I know you hate me, but we CanNOT go in there with these weapons.
Dude 1: Hmm..
Dude 2: y'know, the Jerkass has a point.

by Anhilliator1 January 25, 2017