Jellyfish

When her kitty stings like a jellyfish.

Man, I got stung like a jellyfish last night…

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 10, 2023

Jellyfish in the hot tub

Committing the act of jizzing in a hot tub

Sorry man I left some jellyfish in the hot tub last night

by Dick tundo June 16, 2024

Jellyfished

Considering a jellyfish's mouth is an anus and a mouth, it is only ethical to say "I'm jellyfished" rather than "I'm shitfaced" when drunk.

Guy: Broooo I was jellyfished last night
Guy 2: I know bro it was hilarious 😂

by Mad Definitions March 6, 2019

angry jellyfish :]

thats me!
:

on urban dictonary, im named angry jellyfish : , for some reason

by angry jellyfish :] April 8, 2023

hot jellyfish

The substance left between your ass cheeks when you accidentally {shart.

While attempting a one cheek sneak, I {shart myself and now have a {hot jellyfish in my pants.

by IBleakin March 20, 2019

Squeeze the jellyfish

A synonym for second base, from the book "Middlesex" by Jeffery Eugenides.

Hey Lidia, you wanna squeeze the jellyfish after class?

by Titty-Titty-Bang-Bang February 25, 2013

Dropping a jellyfish

When someone drops a slippery fart or queef in the pool.

Hey bro, Gladice is dropping a jellyfish in the pool. I think we should get out.

by Otternal April 13, 2023