nailing jello to a wall

What Shreya does when she's not surfing couches or committing domestic terrorism

Shreya: "Did you see that, I was totally nailing jello to a wall just now"
Judge: "Ma'am you're facing six life sentences"

by Racist brownies February 4, 2025

Jello melon

A sexual act in which one vigorously fingers something or someone while bouncing around like jello. One person must have breasts. There fore the melon part. Tounge is often part of jello melon.

We were about to jello melon when the phone rang.

by Bellyuoers September 11, 2015

Cherry jello

When a women is on her period and you use a straw to suck the blood, or use a spoon if there is a blood clot

I can't believe i had cherry jello last night

by chives66441 June 25, 2021

Jello Shart

Chocolate pudding shot, similar to a jello shot

But pudding... and chocolate

Bro, pass me a lactaid before I take this Jello Shart

by toucemouse13 August 22, 2025

jello

freak

chappy to jello ur a freak bruv

by cesar is a cunt August 15, 2022

an jello

an jello also known as angelo is a person that sometimes speaks in the gc

an jello florex 34

by Brocktron May 23, 2024

like trying to nail jello to a cat

A merging of two popular phrases, each meant to reflect attempting something very difficult: “like nailing jello to a tree” and “like herding cats”. This version simply implies, humorously and a bit gruesomely, that one is, in fact, attempting the impossible.

John’s attempt to get this three kids to bed after they each ate a bag of Halloween candy is like trying to nail jello to a cat.

by Brett’s Brain April 23, 2018