Jason

A Metal obessed, anti social freak who knows no limits to what he says. But damn that man has a big dick

Wow fuck Jason that faggot

by SilverRaccoon March 22, 2017

Jason

Faggy ass Asian boi, who sucks at life.

Boi you look like a burnt Jason!!!

by UnbornFetus March 1, 2018

jasoned

the act of completely douching a girl situation because you are "confused"

Jason from The Bachelor was allegedly jasoned and completely siked out Melissa.

by scarygary3 March 4, 2009

Jason

Jason: to hide the evidence to stash away..

so what did you do with that grenade..oh i just jason 'ed it ..

by OurFuturePaedophileyaaayyyyyyy October 21, 2010

Jason

One thicc cheesy boi

Jason was so thicc we ran out of c's

by Jasons boi October 31, 2018

Jason

A Jason is one of the most thoughtful person in the world. If you get to know him you realize that he has multiple sides to him. He is goofy and kind and smart. Jason is hard working and means a lot to a lot of people. His closest friend is scared that he will leave her some day because she is scared she isn’t enough.

Friend: Hi Jasoooon

Jason: Hoi

by Mmmmhhhhhmmmm December 19, 2018

Jason

Beta Cuck

Me: “What do you think of Jason?”
Friend: “Total beta cuck.”

by Obtuse Circle October 3, 2018