Jake

Jake is the name given to a future fortnite virgin. Short blonde hair defines his egg like face with piercing blue eyes and luscious luminous freckles. Also is a midget.

Tegan *oooh who is that scrumptious lookin midget*
Nikola *oh it's just Jake Page White UwU*

by FortniteVirgin October 24, 2019

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Jake

Another word for an athlete with a small penis. usually is the jock, but the nerd has a bigger penis than a Jake.

guy: Did you see brian score that TD. It won the game

other guy: Yeah, but he's a Jake

guy: Ahh thats to bad

by Michele Cook June 20, 2007

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Miranda's hottest and best boyfriend of all time. Understands her and will do anything to make her happy. A hopeless romantic who wants to unload his happiness and love to Miranda. Can also be an asshole (jokingly), amazing, neat, ownage, make weird noises (jokingly), very large penis.

Butman: So how's robot?

Miranda: He's not a fucking robot! He's my awesome lovahz, Jake. <3

by Hazama666IATEMAHFROSTEDFLAKES August 23, 2011

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[jake]

1. The best
2. the shiz
3.wonderful

"man, that guys a jake-hes hot!

by phoebe <3 January 16, 2009

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jake

means you can lift heavy things but cant read books

Good job on that test...pause....not! What a jake.

by hizzl November 7, 2007

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Jake

A nickname for the name Jacob, whereas Jacob means “Supplanter” A supplanter is one who wrongfully or illegally seizes and holds the place of another.

My friend's name is Jacob but I like to call him Jake. :3

by Gydro September 22, 2006

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