Jordan is a dumbass
by Frank McCain April 30, 2022
Jordan is the type of person to just say "Penis" all the time. Jordan is sweet and caring but also weird. If you have a Jordan in your life, you better keep them by your side, because if you lose Jordan, you'll never feel the same.
by Matthew Michalowski April 02, 2020
biggest simp you will ever meet. Probably has bought every girl in your area food and drove them places. Secretly homosexual or non-binary most of the time.
Nic: "where's Jordan?"
Joe: "Oh Jordan he's simping right now"
Everyone: "ya your right he's a simp"
Joe: "Oh Jordan he's simping right now"
Everyone: "ya your right he's a simp"
by DecBow February 06, 2020
A Jordan is super athletic. He is very popular. He is a bro and sometimes a cunt but don't get me wrong if u say something wrong he will attack u like there is no tomorrow. Jordan has a lot in common with his friends. He is super funny he knows how to make everyone laugh and he can make the funniest faces ever! When he likes someone he falls in love with them and is very sensitive so if u break a Jordan's heart good luck. A Jordan always has a girl best friend who they have a lot in common with. Many girls like him and many guys want to be him and he's very old and porky.
Girl 1. Oh my gosh that guy has to be a Jordan!
Girl 2. He is very sweet he's a total Jordan.
Guy 1. I wish I was as popular as that guy Jordan
Guy 2. Man I wish I was as athletic as Jordan
Girl 2. He is very sweet he's a total Jordan.
Guy 1. I wish I was as popular as that guy Jordan
Guy 2. Man I wish I was as athletic as Jordan
by Freddy6424 July 03, 2020
Jordan is a great guy who loves all his friends and will trust what you say he is kinda shy when you first meet him but he turns out cool
"Jordan is an amazing person"
by Love puppy's July 24, 2018
A Jordan is a very honest guy he will talk his mind and is one of the realist out there, If you find one consider your self lucky, don't let him go if you have him because he wont look back
by Jorge the curious August 31, 2017
Jordan is the sexiest motherfucker you will ever see has a massive penis and will fuck yo bitch don't fuck with him or he will stick your dick in his ass otherwise Jordans are a fucking real ass dog
by YourMumschairDawg November 01, 2020