The Legend. He is terminators son. Also know as the sexiest Man on earth. Likable guy. If he is sitting next to you give him a kiss. If u are a girl. Just saying. Great at sports. sucks at video games. Hustler. Always keeps laughing even when he's the most depressed.
by anonymous November 3, 2021
Get the Ivanmug. Ivan is a total loser who will break your best friends heart for someone else and he'll do it over text. He's really ugly and you need to protect your best friend from Ivan before he breaks their heart again.
by spicy chicken sandwhich September 23, 2019
Get the Ivanmug. Girl: Ivan (absolute lad) has the biggest cock
Girl's Best Friend: I can see, he's such a great guy.
Girl's Best Friend: I can see, he's such a great guy.
by Inoco November 21, 2021
Get the Ivan (absolute lad)mug. by Ocean Pinch January 24, 2019
Get the Ivanmug. The best person on the planet that knows exactly what to say when you are sad or mad he is a person that lights up the room.
by ✨😌🥺✨😌🥺 June 11, 2021
Get the Ivan Solaresmug. Fine asf, sexy asf, but isn’t mature and always been a player. moves on way to fast and always know what girl he’s gonna go for next. obsessed with karate kid that movie sucks. he really don’t gaf about your feelings once he knows he’s had you he doesn’t put in no effort. responds late asf
by CamilaM July 27, 2022
Get the Ivanmug. Someone with many enemies but it's okay because he's short. He is addicted to energy drinks that straight up taste like liquid candy, so much so that he may be going blind. He is a good friend...sometimes, and is terrible with human emotions. In short, a neurotic caffeine addict with a 20 inch cock. He will make anybody laugh sometimes.
Wow! Ivan sure has a human cock!
Ivan, How many fingers am I holding up?
I got railed by Ivan's human cock and am now hospitalized.
Ivan, How many fingers am I holding up?
I got railed by Ivan's human cock and am now hospitalized.
by azarockclimb May 9, 2023
Get the Ivanmug.