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maga-ite

| Noun | A particularly painfully-expelled bowel movement (*slang: turd*) that, after causing long term suffering, adds insult to injury by refusing to flush. Usually occurring in two and four year intervals. Can be distinguished by a distinctive red tip, or cap on the crown.
"Man, you should have seen the maga-ite I had to deal with this morning! About split me in half, and then I had a helluva time getting it to flush! I said, 'Fuck it', and lowered the cover on the toilet seat. Left it for the old lady. Women know how to deal with that shit."
by T. C. Cheeseburger November 25, 2020
mugGet the maga-itemug.

pop-its

only the best firework you can bring too school!
*pop-its make loud pop*
teacher-"What the fuck was that?"
me-*default dances*"your cherry"
by popitbopit July 7, 2019
mugGet the pop-itsmug.

whif its

1. see whipits
2. in the maritime provinces of canada, a whif it is where you take a CO2 air gun, unloaded, and fire it into ones mouth, inhale, get high.
damn man these whif its are dope. i'm as high as robin williams
by the brooklin gobbler March 5, 2009
mugGet the whif itsmug.

aah-ite

a word the lil rascals used to say alrighty then
alfalfa: can i have a sticker?
some otha chillun: aah-ite.
by jessbooger June 15, 2004
mugGet the aah-itemug.

its a reynolds

Taken from the popular product REYNOLDS WRAP. This is a slang term which means finsihed,done or over with. For example: "it's a wrap*". Though instead of wrap* the word reynolds in inserted instead.
After drinking 10 Long Island Iced Teas in less than 2 hours it was a reynolds for myself and I fell out right there...
by Che' M July 19, 2004
mugGet the its a reynoldsmug.

erie-ite

The residents of Erie, Pennsylvania that hang out around corners, ally ways, the court house, and state Street whom often do and say unusual, strange things.
There's an erie-ite talking to himself in front of the courthouse
by ittybitty16 January 29, 2018
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its not for parrrttts

said by a nigger at the junk yard who studders on the word parts
its not for parrttts
by bill moulsdale December 5, 2003
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