Jazz Police

Pop music damage control. Used by pretentious fools to make someone look like a pretentious fool.
Steve: Yo I really like this new boy band, they're from the UK!
Carl: Wow man, don't make me call the jazz police.
by Not The Weatherman January 15, 2012
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police chewtality

when police use a marshmellow gun to immobilize a suspect, police brutality becomes edible
"police brutality, AND chewtality"
police chewtality
by Ndnd December 06, 2008
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fashion police

People who are so conceited and judgemental, their brain cells have decayed immensely.

Wonder around insulting people because they are independent in their clothing.
Fashion Police:''Like oh my god, that top is like so yesterday''.

Person with a fully-functional brain: ''If I wanted any fashions tips, i would at least try someone with a shred of any form of sophistication.
by BadLieutenant September 05, 2004
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Police car

It's like an uber, but for black people.
Cleveland: I saw a fellow African American get in that police car, what did he do?
by Davito The Dorito August 11, 2019
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beer police

When your significant other (usually female) tries to control the amount of beer you and/or your buddy consume.

Likely to recruit other girlfriends/wives to adopt this tactic or "join their force".
"Hey Matt, looks like the girls got their badges on again...fuckin beer police"
by Langdon Algar October 30, 2013
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Police State

America, post 9/11 and hence a definitive hypocrisy
'Police state? Amrica, after the Patriot Act, which was written BEFORE 9/11 and which was always intended to be the 1984 bill
by evelyn waughfare November 27, 2003
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police woman

A woman with handcuffs who has the power to arrest you if you break the law. If she is hot.. commit a crime.
by Anonymous November 05, 2003
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