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Vagina of the Internet

Everybody craves the Vagina of the Internet, for affirmation of their (wo)manhood.
by someone who is here June 11, 2006
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the internet

The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.
by Gumba Gumba April 6, 2004
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internet

by VMC August 30, 2003
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Internet

A place filled with porn and ads.

Where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.

Where everyone talks like they can kick your ass when they probably can't.

A place for lifeless retards who want virtual lives.

The pedophiles' gathering spot.

A place some assholes go to to mock sexual orientation, make sexist and racist remarks, mock religion, and bash other people's views.

Where a select few jackasses come to steal your identity with malware.

A place where famous people don't get good salaries.

A semi-successful distraction from television.

A place where you can become famous if you dance like an asshole or make an extremely slow and dull video about unicorns.

There are basically two personalities: really nice people who use "=P" a lot, and jackasses who, as I said before, bash other people's views.

A place where sex is the main discussion.

Sex. SEX.
Guy 1: I went on the internet today!

Guy 2: ...Cool.

Writer of this Definition: I'm feeling kind of apathetic right now 'cause I'm tired. Sorry.=P
by Daniel Day-Lewis January 13, 2009
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internet explorer

A great program that lets you download viruses.

It also serves as a program to download firefox which is way better than internet explorer.

internet explorer is just really bad.

see also shit.
Bob: w00t, I’m downloading 500+ viruses a minute on internet explorer!

Jeff: Lololllolololllololollolz0rz! Inronetz explo0dr is liek fukin', shit. lolololollolololo!!!!!!1!!1!11111!!11! XD
by Is this name used? August 6, 2006
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internet communist

A person who read the first paragraph on communism in Wikipedia and thought it sounded really cool. Usually middle-class, teenaged, high in acne, listens to soviet march music on YouTube and then goes down into the comment section to type "Workers of the world, unite!". Doesn't actually really know anything about communism.
Oh god, it's another internet communist.
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An excellent example of Engrish. I found this phrase a definition of South Korea submitted on September 5, 2003 by someone named Park SJ. Look up the definition and see for yourself. Sounded so hilarious that it deserved its own entry in UD. Has the potential to become the new all your base are belong to us.
Now that I have a wireless router hooked up to a DSL, I can get the most plenty of fast internet anywhere in my home!
by Led Zeppole December 5, 2004
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