Aubri’s Infinite Playlist

The greatest playlist ever made… by a person named Aubriana. Aubri for short.

She dropped three new songs to Unreconciled yesterday, two to Aubri’s Infinite Playlist.

by aubrismiles April 12, 2022

infinite inferno

When two people eat extremely spicy food and 69 each other immediately after.

I challenged my wife to a spicy wing contest then did the infinite inferno.

by Dhoj29 July 22, 2016

Infinite fuckin retard

Self explanatory.

Get out from under that falling steel beam before you arrive at your final destination, you infinite fuckin retard!

by Solid Mantis June 9, 2017

Infinity Boner

The weapon the Avengers fortunately did not encounter. Is currently attached to Thanos. On discharge, the initial blast radius would have wiped out Wakanda instantly. The shockwave would cave in entire mountains, start tsunamis, while billions of baby Thanoses would begin landing all over the place.

Captain America: You want this, Grape? You want my pole in you!?

Thanos: Then let's do a cockfight. Let's see how it matches with The Infinity Boner!

by Weaponized Dank Ootism March 29, 2019

Infinite Jest

Infinite jest is a construction brick and doorstopper which contains a large amount of text. It was released by Little, Brown and Company in an attempt to enter the market spaces of both both brick construction and interior décor during the active real estate market of the 1990's.

Some people have attempted to read the contents of the brick/doorstopper, but like breaking a normal clay brick into pieces with a sledgehammer and attempting to count them for fun, most have given up after a short time, realizing that successfully doing so would be an rather strange and unproductive feat that ultimately impresses nobody.

"I've started reading infinite jest."
"What? You're actually READING Infinite Jest???"

by mdh1119 November 13, 2021

super gay charm activated ur mom gay times infinity

Mere mortals believe that the most flaming insult is "ur mom gay lol".

But these fools do not know the power of the S U P E R G A Y C H A R M.
When activated, the super gay charm makes the target gay times infinity.

Anyone who reads this - your mom now gay times infinity lol

Person 1: Hey ur hair looks bad and ur ugly

Person 2: lmao get ready for this

Person 1: What're u gonna do ugly fat man
Person 2: Super gay charm activated ur mom gay times infinity
Person 1: Literally dies of a coronary on the spot.

by Dirty sanchez 420 May 19, 2018

infinite ammo

Never having to reload; Often an attribute acquired by using some form of cheating.

White kids love hip-hop and Axel, tractors and Rambo, playin' Unreal Tournament with infinite ammo.

by connick March 4, 2003