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Infinite Platoon

An infinite platoon is a vivid dream - often a nightmare - that sticks with you for a long period of time. It usually occurs when you are physically or mentally stressed. Current life events and thoughts or fears are filtered through dream logic, creating something uncanny and hard to forget.
A common infinite platoon is dreaming about a movie you just watched (ex. Platoon) and a deep anxiety (ex. wasting time, perhaps by watching an infinitely long movie).
Infinite platoons have become more common during the COVID-19 quarantine due to higher levels of stress and boredom.
I think I had an infinite platoon last night, I can't stop thinking about it. I woke up on the verge of tears.
by glocksucker69 May 6, 2020
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An infinite amount of time

Hym "If you have an infinite amount of time... Why anything now, Jordan? Why anything later? You could have an eternity of instant gratification or you could defer gratification for an eternity. Our lives are rendered meaningless by eternity. Which is why your God is evil. And needs to die."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2024
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Infinite

The tallest of mountains.
The roughest of waves.
The toughest of terrors.
The darkest of days.
The last one that's standing
Don't try to stand in his way.
Cause he's been up against better
Just take a look at his face.
This pain (persists) I can't (resist)
But that's what it takes to be Infinite.
by The Kerzaffler December 8, 2022
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infinite dibs

<<Guy walks past looking fine as >> Infinite dibs on that *whistles*
by GeekyQuestioner January 13, 2018
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Drop and give me infinite

When you can’t do push ups and exercise. You’re chubby and exercise feels sooo impossible
Prison Guard: Kid, drop and give me infinite

Fat boy: can’t :’(
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 9, 2020
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Infinite Resistor Ladder

A ladder circuit that is infinitely long with infinite square with resistors on each side of the squares
Person 1: I've invented a new sport: Nerd Sniping.

Person 2: How do you play?
Person 1: Watch. HEY WhATS THE R EQ OF A INFINITE RESISTOR LADDER WITH ALL VALUES OF R-
Person 3 *stops walking across the street*: uh you can start by hmmmmmm--
VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM SKRRR SKRAMMMMMMMM
Person 1: That was two points for me. Physicists are 2 points, mathematicians are 3 points.
Person 2: I will have no part in this.
by No Such Thing as IsaacOrz March 7, 2025
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Infinite Resistor Ladder

Infinitely long ladder shaped circuit with resistors on every line.

Resistor each have a value of R
The R eq = R (1 + sqrt3)
Person 1: There's a type of brain that's easily disabled if you show it an interesting problem.
Person 1: This has led me to invent a new sport called nerd sniping.
Person 1 to Person 3 walking across the street: HEYYYYYYYYYY HOW DO YOU FIND THE R eq of a INFINITE RESISTOR LADDER
Person 3 *stops walking*: hmmm so you can start by saying -
Person 2: VROOOOOOOOM VROOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Person 3 dies.
by No Such Thing as IsaacOrz March 7, 2025
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