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Ned

A full on banger of a man with a knack of teenage alcoholism. He Only wears skate brands and does the occasional sesh with the boys consisting of skating and hitting that blunt. A typical skater dude, Neds are also very smart and well read but hide it under their incredibly chill persona.
"Why can't I be like Ned? What fucking ledge!"

"Yo lets hit that skatepark and maybe smoke up or something but I got a make a speech for the president so lets make it quick" Said Ned going through the speech he wrote.
by yeetmeplease May 25, 2018
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A NED FLANDERS

The reason I hate NED FLANDERS is because of what I heard about him I mean doesn’t IT SEEM A LITTLE TO GOOD TO BE TRUE A FAMILY MAN WHO GOES TO CHURCH EVERY DAY PRAYS AT EVERY MEAL GOES TO BED EVERY DAY AT THE SAME TIME BUT HERES WHAT YOU DON’T KNOW WHO HE REALLY IS OR WHAT HE DOES. HE ENJOYS KIDNAPPING LITTLE GIRLS AND BOYS WHO ARE MEAN AND THEN HE LIKES TO EXACT HIS JUTICE IN JUST THE ASS WITH A TOOL HE MADE FOR THE EXPLICIT PURPOSE OF CAUSING SO MUCH PAIN THAT THEY NEVER WANT TO DO ANYTHING BAD AGAIN BUT I HEAR IF YOU DON’T LISTEN YOU END UP CRAZY AZ FCK U NEVER RECOVER AND ALL YOU WILL DO IS BABBLE NONSENSE AS YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS AS IF YOU HAD SEEN THE DEVIL HIMSELF
Every time time I go to ELA MY teacher gives a me a Ned Flanders I and say NOT A NED FLANDERS Agian
by HOMERDICKSOAP September 29, 2020
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Ned Sheeran

A person who has ginger hair and pale skin like Ed Sheeran but they aren't.
Not+Ed Sheeran= Ned Sheeran
"Look that's Ned Sheeran"
by nomnom98236946847398489398929 February 28, 2022
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Uncle Ned

When a person takes your water bottle and lightly touches their butthole to the mouth piece without you knowing.
This water tastes like someone Uncle Neded it.
by Uncle Ned March 27, 2024
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Ah Ned

A shortened and more stressed term in place of Holy Ned
Ah Ned! I forgot to do my homework.
by Catsandbluetongues February 10, 2019
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GArRy NeD day

We should celebrate this day every 23rd November this is because you can do what ever you want on this day such as skip school and stay up late
Today is gArRy NeD day I don’t have to go to school today
by Ami and Amelie your welcome x November 23, 2020
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Ned

Neds - Non educated delinquents. Born and raised in the rough streets in Scotland, mid-teen and they love a bit of drink. The OG's stick to a bit of buckie and dragon soop. Some like to stand out fae the crowd and grab themselves an echo falls or a classic md 20/20. These mad neds and nedettes stick to the woods, the fields and make sure to start a fire wherever they can.
Ned - "You on eh drink eh night?'
Neds lad - "Aye am getting onit oot in the woods"
by Scotty27 April 19, 2021
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