Flesh-cloud

Flesh-cloud / fleSH-kloud /

noun

1. A person of low substance.

2. One who floats through life aimlessly with little to no direction.

3. An individual devoid of merit.

Synonyms: meat head, chuckle head, chowder brain, stew bag, airhead.

Billy's proclivity for behaving like a FLESH-CLOUD, has led to his poor Math grade.

by Skellatina October 22, 2018

flesh lapels

Bulbous Labiae; large vagina lips resembling the lapels on a man's sportcoat

I took this girl home last night, took her trousers off and BAM! I could have made a sandwich out of her Flesh Lapels! There were snail tracks on my floor when she walked out; her pussy dragged on the floor those things were so big!

by joeydnewyork November 26, 2014

Flesh Baguette

The slang term for a French man's penis

Pierre: oh oui oui suck my flesh baguette girl.

by Mr.Diddler March 8, 2019

flesh muzzle

The insertion of one's penis into another's mouth to shut them the fuck up.

If she doesn't shut the fuck up I'm about to give her a flesh muzzle.

by donkey13 March 1, 2015

flesh pony

When a female uses a male as nothing more than a human sex toy.

Damnit Erika, I am not just a flesh pony! I have thoughts and feelings too!

by Bekki Rawks December 9, 2014

flesh fan

A combination of a standard box fan and a fleshlight.

Did you know the song You Spin Me Round (Like a Record) is all about a flesh fan.

by Nyarlathotep92 October 15, 2019

Flesh Stamp

The act of placing your flaccid dick and balls on an unsuspecting victim's face (preferably when they are asleep) in an act of vengeful rage.

"My roommate Darnell is being a real piece of shit lately. So when he goes to sleep tonight, I'm giving him a Flesh Stamp for how he chased out the last two dates I had."

by IamtheCrownlessKing November 7, 2021