iPod Transfusion

When you've heard every song on your iPod way too many times and the only option left is to delete everything and start again.

Dude, all of your tunes are so lame... it's time for an iPod Transfusion

by Ken (and Kat) November 6, 2008

iPod douche

The person in your group of friends who considers his/her musical taste superior to everyone else's and will always insist upon playing his/her own iPod even at uncalled for and innappropriate times. There is always at least one iPod douche at every party or gathering, and they will most certainly take out the iPod already playing and replace it with their own without asking anyone, and then continue to monopolize the music station for as long as they can get away with it. They have an intense need for others to recognize their collection of music as the best, most diverse, most underground, and/or most cutting edge of all the music out there. They seem to have no awareness of how annoying and antisocial they're being, or they are too overwhelmed by their desire for recognition to care.

Mark: "yo dude, where are your speakers? I found this great new hip hop band. They're mad underground so you don't know about them but they're really fresh..."

Jake (turns to other friends): "Shit, Mark's about to whip out the iPod douche on us. Prepare to bow to his supreme musical taste for the rest of the evening. We'll put our own shit back on when he finally fuckin leaves."

by ifuckinghatedouches August 6, 2010

ipod depression

when your ipod is out of battery and you are imcapable of charging.

Dude this car ride sucks. I'm suffering from ipod depression.

by mattypatty February 12, 2009

ipod photo

Upgraded version of the iPod. It is the best iPod around! It consists of a 65k screen which has the capabilities of viewing colourful photos as well as music. Can store up to 15,000 songs or 25,000 photos(60gb)

"Hey guess what? I bought an iPod photo yesterday!"

by If_You_think_school_is_bad May 20, 2005

scrolling the ipod

euphemism for female masturbation.
Female version of "choking the chicken" or "waxing your wand."

Dude, you won't believe it! I walked in on Jessica scrolling the iPod!

by ozzymarz August 3, 2009

iPod Touch

If the iPods were on a TV show, the iPod Touch would definetly be the breakout character. It recently began to out-sell the Nano, making it one of the most popular portable media devices of all-time.

(iPod Classic is in the role of a single father living in San Francisco, the Nano and Touch are the two teenage siblings, and the Shuffle is the baby brother)

iPod Classic: Children! I have someone for you to meet! This your new adopted teenage brother, the iPod Touch!
(Laugh track goes "WOOOOOOOOOOOO!")
iPod Touch: It's a pleasure to meet you all!
iPod Nano: I don't want an older sibling! (starts crying and runs upstairs, and eats so much that it gets fat)
iPod Shuffle: I'm small and have no screen, but if you push down on my head, I can talk to you!
iPod Classic: Awww, he just said his first word!

(3 seasons later......)

iPod Classic: Wow iPod Touch, you're so awesome and cool that you were able to to turn the iPod Nano into a small piece of shit that can't even play videos! No wonder you're the most popular iPod!

by "The iPods" Executive Producer November 23, 2010

Ipod Fakeout

When browsing your friends Ipod and you find a band that you like but they only have one song listed and it's not even one you like that much.

An Ipod Fakeout is like when I was searching for a song on Bob's Ipod to listen to and found that he only had one song by Neil Diamond and it wasn't even one of his good ones...

by La Fevah March 4, 2009