I solemnly swear I am up to no good

Mischief managed

“I solemnly swear I am up to no good”

by Billy & Bobby August 30, 2019

I am Thor!

when you are engaged in the act of sex (doggy style) in your right hand holding a paper clip or some other sort of small metal object. you then take said small metal object and shove it in a light socet and scream at the top of your lungs "I am Thor!" sending electricity through your cock in to your loving partner. Remember to hold said metal object in your right hand or it will go across your heart and kill you.

(Going all doggy style and shiz)
Girl- "this is boring. You need to step up your game"
Guy-" okay bitch" Now stick in paper clip "I am thor!"

by Kleetis III May 28, 2009

i am late

being late for a period and possibly being pregnant.

When she stated, "I am late" his face fell and she burst into tears

by virginya July 31, 2005

IAmA

On the social news website Reddit IAmA stands for "I am a" and AMA stands for "ask me anything".

In an IAmA post, a person will post what they are, and other people will ask the original poster about himself/herself.

As requested, IAmA man who was in an extended coma for a period of 4 months. AMA.

by UDEditorsAlwaysRejectMe March 5, 2012

I am dead in this bitch

Becoming limp while still inside a girl.

Look up: Flacid

Guy 1 - "I am dead in this bitch"
Guy 2 - "Damn she take off the paper bag?"

by Scottizzle May 24, 2006

iamlucid

Lucid is a state of mind in which the dreamer is awake.
also, the name of YouTuber "iamLucid"

in my dream I said "iamlucid" and gained full control over it.

by iamsolucid February 4, 2020

I am pregnate

What an illiterate girl writes on the back of her hand so she remembers to tell her boyfriend that she's with child.

"Todd," (she refers to back of hand) "I'm pregnate!"

by Kee Strauser August 30, 2005