Hypocrite

A computer teacher

Man that Hypocrite told us that the work was due on Wednesday

by IsayboiIfyouDont May 21, 2020

hypocrite

lying about something you said to make yourself look better

Chloe is very hypocrite

by 123soleil August 29, 2022

hypocritness

when someone is a hypocrite

no wonder where briana gets her hypocritness from

by hypocritness April 23, 2018

Double hypocrite

Tabish

Oh look it's tabish the dogs favourite double hypocrite

by Sparklesforeverprincessalways August 30, 2017

hypocrite

Someone who berates people for having some kind of a "problem" but is absolutely oblivious to the fact that they have the exact same problem.

Neoliberal: *goes on a rant saying how minimal social spending is the first step towards a communist dictatorship*
Also neoliberal: *rejects participative democracy and trade unions while casually mentioning his admiration of Pinochet*

Socialist who's debating him: "And don't you think this makes you a hypocrite?

by KahsbGdgz January 5, 2020

Hypocrite

A type of person who tells you not do do something, but turns around and does it themselves. They can sometimes resemble Fred Savage as a child

Man, Fred Savage said not to get involved in my girlfriend's problems, but then proceeded to get involved himself. That is class A Hypocrite status

by Cynicism Hurts bro 'Dabs' December 10, 2016

hypocrititis

someone who is a huge hypocrite

*in the park*
pedders: hey bram did you know the elephant man has loads of pillows because his back cant support his head, how many do you have?

Bram: Yeah i know he has shitloads, ive only got 7

Harrison: omg thats loads have you got hypocrititis, go lick a puddle

Bram: no but you do you hobbit puddle licking shitebag.

Hayden: does anyone have a spare tampon?

by sol loves the life June 25, 2009