hypocriticism

a magestic word created by an idiot. use as you please

"its the hypocriticism for me"

by the idiots friend October 30, 2020

Hypocritical Intruder

hypocritical intruder (noun) — a shameless person who invades others’ privacy without permission, then lies or refuses to take responsibility while judging everyone else. someone who snoops, hides it, and acts superior—blaming others for the same behavior they’re guilty of. a two-faced boundary violator with no accountability. EXAMPLE
• A weirdo that stalks your phone while you’re asleep.

Hypocritical Intruders should just disappear from this world, they’re nothing but a nuisance.

by dylanhatesweirdos March 21, 2026

Hypocritical Intruder

hypocritical intruder (noun) — a shameless person who invades others’ privacy without permission, then lies or refuses to take responsibility while judging everyone else. someone who snoops, hides it, and acts superior—blaming others for the same behavior they’re guilty of. a two-faced boundary violator with no accountability.
EXAMPLE:
• A weirdo that stalks your device at night when you’re asleep.

Hypocritical Intruders are massive morons that are nothing but a nuisance, they should disappear from this world.

by dylanhatesweirdos March 21, 2026

reverse/hypocritical teaching

Refers to where a schoolteacher requests his students to tell him the answer to a English/history question, math problem, etc. ("Now --- who can tell me what the answer is in this case?", or "I want you to fill in the blank on your page there, to tell me what the answer is")... not only does this strange behavior indicate that the teacher is apparently not qualified for his job, since **he** seemingly doesn't even know the answer himself (plus maybe the question is even too difficult/advanced for his students, if even he --- as an "educated grownup" --- doesn't even seem to know the answer; perhaps he should therefore not even be asking this excessively-advanced question of his much-younger/less-learned students), but it also directly flies in the face of his otherwise strict policy of never answering a question that a student asks **him** about a particular example on a test, but instead insisting that the student laboriously toil to find out the answer for himself.

Disgruntled second-grade student: I wish they'd let us have a better-informed teacher --- she expects US to supply HER with knowledge many times every day, rather than HER teaching US, the way she's supposed to! Talk about reverse/hypocritical teaching --- where'd SHE ever get her teacher's certification, anyway, if she's THAT dumb and uneducated?!??

by QuacksO February 17, 2017

hypocrititis

someone who is a huge hypocrite

*in the park*
pedders: hey bram did you know the elephant man has loads of pillows because his back cant support his head, how many do you have?

Bram: Yeah i know he has shitloads, ive only got 7

Harrison: omg thats loads have you got hypocrititis, go lick a puddle

Bram: no but you do you hobbit puddle licking shitebag.

Hayden: does anyone have a spare tampon?

by sol loves the life June 25, 2009

hypocristic

combo of hypocrite and criticism.

Gary called the class hypocristic after they made fun of him.

by estrins class October 17, 2017

Hypocritiscism

Hypocrite + criticism. To be criticized by a hypocrite.

You know Hannah, with an a? Shes such a ho - but she's always judging others with all her hypocritiscisms.

by Automoto December 22, 2018