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louisiana hot pocket

N. daniel fisher is a flaming bag of poop
by wizard mcgee December 9, 2009
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Mississippi Hot Pocket

A dirty, filthy, grotesque sex at in which one partner eats something to guarantee a particularly firm poop, steak for example, and gets his/her female partner's vagina wet and shits directly into her vagina causing the poop to fill her vagina.
Dude this kinky chick told me i could give her a Mississippi hot pocket so i shit in that bitch's pussy.
by Ghettochild1209 December 26, 2008
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Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of dropping a deuce in a wide open pussy to provide lube for a session of dirty kinky fucking.
That Amy Bradford is such a dirty sloot, the Alabama Hot Pocket replaces her KY Jelly...and surprisingly, her pussy smells better afterwards.
by woodythecanoer May 14, 2019
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Illinois Hot Pocket

When a large group of men (or women) zip multiple sleeping bags together and sleep in a confined space together.
Caleb: Hey, it's getting cold in here. Wanna stay warm with an Illinois Hot Pocket?

Robbie: Of course, I'm always up for an Illinois Hot Pocket!
by Narddog February 16, 2015
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Alabama hot pocket

when you have sex with a country girl after a long day of work on a ranch/farm
Billy felt up for an Alabama hot pocket, but I don't like the salty taste.
by Christian Steele December 9, 2008
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mexican hot pocket

Verb.

A fecal sex act in which one partner, gender non specific, defecates into the vaginal cavity of a female lover and proceeds to enter the party with either their penis, or a penile substitute.
We all boil at different degrees. - Emerson

Steve Watanabe: Ken! Have you heard the word around the watercooler?

Ken Watanabe: You mean about the senior VP of proselytizing giving his secretary a mexican hot pocket in the video conferencing lab? Yeah - but I have to admit, bro, I don't know what that means.

Steve Watanabe: It's basic - what it means is, he took a deuce in her nethers, then charged in full speed ahead. If you get my drift.

Ken Watanabe: ... I'll never be able to handle a memo from him again.

Steve Watanabe: Don't be such a wimp - at least he's not a furry.
by Ken Watanabe March 12, 2008
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boston hot pocket

the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat and a piss inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)
Josh gave a massive boston hot pocket to that chick!
by BartAttack June 12, 2008
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