hooker’s kazoo 

An unexpected outbreak of oral sores from a musical origin.

No matter how much you like music, blowing on a Hooker’s Kazoo is NOT worth it.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas... except for Hooker’s Kazoo.

I used to stay at the Best Western, until I got Hooker’s Kazoo. Now it’s the Comfort Inn for me.

hooker’s kazoo by Hooker’s Kazoo September 6, 2019

hooker’s fuck

An infinitesimal amount of caring, extremely close to the point of not caring at all.

I don’t give a hooker’s fuck how much money that bastard offers me; I’m not taking that job!

hooker’s fuck by therealpinball December 26, 2019

hooker-antics 

Shady or scandalous antics that are often typical of hookers.

He always fucks with hookers. When they roll him he acts shocked as if he's new to their hooker-antics.

hooker-antics by mmeez January 26, 2020

Hooker's for Jesus 

A group of prositutes who sold themselves for Jesus. They were very successful.

Wanna handjob? $10 from the hooker's for Jesus. Bible reading in the alley.

Hooker's for Jesus by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 2, 2020

Hooker's Shower 

When one only washes thier: asshole, crotch, armpits, and teeth.

Janice was a trainwreck; only having 3 minutes before meeting with a client, she took a washcloth and a toothbrush in an Arby's bathroom and gave herself a hooker's shower.

Hooker's Shower by Tremb1es April 7, 2020

Hooker spit 

Lube for any sexual activity

Her vagina was so dry , we had to get some Hooker Spit.

Hooker spit by Dickharry September 25, 2021

hooker cooker 

a prostitute that you bang and then she cooks you breakfast the next morning.

-That Jane, she maybe a hooker, but at least she makes the guy breakfast the next morning.
-Filthy hooker cooker.

hooker cooker by Mrs. Cline May 25, 2009