tommy two honk

Noun

1. Cheating in an illegal contest of speed. The Guilty party starts before the customary third honk.

Alex is a total Tommy Two Honk, he jumped before the third horn.

Watch out for the super jetta, the driver is a Tommy two honk

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Moomala Harris Honk Honk

A bitch with big titty milky mommy goth milkers running for vice presidency she is fucking hot and i wanna pipe

Damn this girl is hot but she aint no moomala harris honk honk

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A retarted phrase that the Fonz, from happy days, used in a public service annoucment. it is supposed to protect you from getting ass raped

if your an inmate dont use the honk it wont help

the honk by Johnny Table November 29, 2006

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The sound that a dog which has been done up the arse, then charges at you as you tresspass in the drive-way of it's owners house makes.

We were walking past the house, and saw the dog. We laughed.

"WOO-HONK"

".."

"AHAHAHAHAHA"

"THAT DOG JUST SA-.."

"WOOF-HONK"

Woof-honk by Allzo January 29, 2009

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The "on the road" version of a bitch slap, done to an offending driver, by vigorously honking the horn.

That guy better not try to cut me off or else I'll have to bitch honk him!

bitch honk by greenolive November 29, 2010

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a duck-like noise often said in an awkward silence in a text conversation or skype conversation.

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A fart. Expulsion of a loud and proud burst of wind from ones backside

Wow, that was a nasty ass rectul honk dude!

rectul honk by Eeeny mo August 24, 2017

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