Spider Honk

You don't even wanna know what spider honking is

Guy 1: be careful, i think they spider honked your food
Guy 2: what's spider honking?
Guy 1: you don't even wanna know dude
Guy 2: *throws away his food*

by Grouperwooper December 31, 2020

confused honking

when someone says somthing you dont understand or when something happens and you dont know whats going on

person a: guys i just ate a rock it was so soft
person b: confused honking

by somegoose January 20, 2021

wonk honk

A white supremacist, especially one holding extreme views

The subreddit was banned after being overrun by wonk honks.

by Patrick Zaharychuk January 21, 2025

honks

something that is obscenely not good; awful content. absolute opposite of slapping or enjoyable. worthless to create.

Banjert: Have you heard the new Uniform LP?

Montressor: Nah I don't even want to. That fool Ben has no riffs and can't write a song to save his life so I KNOW that shit definitely honks. I only listen to song that slap dummy hard.

Banjert: You have a good point, I forgot that he wrote it. His creative output always honks. Lets bump 'DJ Khaled - I'm So Hood (Jamey Jasta Remix)' instead.

by buttfuglybabybitch July 3, 2018

Honking Clown Noses

When two nerdy people kiss and their noses keep getting in the way. Every time their noses meet, they honk like a clown nose.

I met this new girl, we were making out and kept Honking Clown Noses

by Brendanbot5000 August 6, 2025

Honk out the back

When someone is doing the exact opposite of what they should be doing. Failing at something very easy.

Damn, she gave me attitude for no reason. That B really honk out the back.

by BeahBeah May 10, 2024

Honk tooter

Honk tooter is a word few people know. A cook named Darren wants said honk tooter to every order that came through.

“Ordering a fried pot sticker”, “honk tooter”

by anonymous June 19, 2023