harkonen

Taken from the selective breeding induced appearence of the 'Harkonen' race in Frank Herbert's "Dune", the word Harkonen refers to anyone with ginger hair.

Oh yeah, he's a nice enough guy, but I can't trust him. He's a Harkonen.

by DcTurner October 26, 2003

harmonosity

n., 1. the state of being in a populated environment which gives the impression of harmonious co-existence, but which actually harbors intense underlying animosity amongst its occupants 2. a feeling which surfaces in love-hate relationships

1. There's a lot of harmonosity in our office; it looks like we work together happily, but we all dis our co-workers behind their backs.

2. "Mary and Shelby always seem to get along, but I hear there's been a lot of harmonosity between them since Mary told Shelby to kiss her ass."

by jimochka July 4, 2005

harmony-central

Satanic website that promotes Bathomet worship and CP.

Those harmony-central guys just love Bathomet.

by Canterbury-student February 25, 2011

Large Hardon Collider

A European bloodsport where one man lies on his back with a full free willy, and another man jumps from the highest structure (he must also have an uncaged rager). The man in free fall aims to smash his hardon straight into the other man's hardon, at a speed so fast, that the hardons are actually ejected into another dimension, simulating the conditions during The Big Wang. Known in some regions as The Boner Jam, Meat Merger, Dick Joust, Cock Kaboom, Peen Punch, or Dongblast.

Can we get a little closer to the front row? Seig and Luftwan are about to perform the large hardon collider! I hope I don't get smacked in the face by a rouge detached ding dong flying through the air at 99.999% the speed of light again!

by Doinkz! October 19, 2020

playing the hairy harmonica

To entertain by blowing the incredibly popular folk instrument that, characteristically, has two lip plates enclosing a long fipple, two holes - but only one ever fingered - and a wail switch. Skilled players use lip, tongue and mouth movements to create ecstatic music out of some lucky woman. (NB - in most countries you must be a least 16 years of age to play.)

"I have a young music student that has requested I show her how I go about 'playing the hairy harmonica'. Although I am a Professor of Music and expert flautist I am unfamiliar with this exact instrument. Can someone offer advice?"
"Yeah, bud - hold your breath in the wind section."

by Gabbro June 22, 2018

Haron

Heroin, usually of the lower grade black tar type.

Dame!That haron was bomb, I can barley keep my eyes open.

by Tall Ass Jipper April 9, 2009

Harmonica

When a person eats pussy by having his/her head sideways in between both of the woman's thighs on his/her head and chin, and succeeds in making her so excited that she moans in notation just like a harmonica.

"I didn't have to turn on the radio, i just played the harmonica in my girl's panties"

by TooSmooth August 10, 2012