hankerin for a spankerin

simply put u are hankin for a spankin

that hoe just looks like she is hankerin for a spankerin.

by runningman May 12, 2008

one-handed backstroke

slang for male masturbation which describes the motion involved

I'm a five-time Olympic gold medalist in the one-handed backstroke.

by Überschwanz May 27, 2005

fat handed

An adjective that describes being caught in the act of porking out on forbidden food. Like flies swarm to shit, so fat fucks swarm to fridges at night.

"I put a ham in the fridge and caught that chunk ass Janelle fat handed at 3am eating it."

by Wizards Sleeve June 26, 2005

Gym Teacher's Hankey

It's when you press one finger to close a nostril and blow snot out the other, usually onto the ground or into the sink or wherever.

Mr. Mason used his Gym Teacher's Hankey and blew snot all over my shoe.

by LusterKing January 14, 2009

Hacked

the act of getting high and drunk or drunk and high.

YO! what you doing tonight?
(friend) man im bouta go get hacked with the nikkas.we got some lokos and some dank bud.

by MR_TIPSY January 23, 2011

back handed stink bug

whilst standing on one leg, reach under lifted leg with your non-dominant hand, grasping the shaft of the wang with thumb on the underside. commence masterbation at a desired pace.

i was just at this party and i walked in on marco when he was busting the "back handed stink bug", it looked like so much fun that i immediately started too. when we were done, we pashed and wiped our penises on the curtain.

by Marcoooooo October 23, 2007

Caught White Handed

Getting caught cranking it right when you cum.

"Dude I was so horny, so I started jerking. Right when I exploded, my dad came into my room and I was caught white handed."

by yedster14 March 15, 2012