harry potter 

the main character in a series of books and movies who strongly needs to become deceased in the final book/movie after which draco malfoy will become king of the world.

harry potter: ahh dracco dont kill me! expelliarmus! im a 6th year and thats the only flippin spell i know!

draco *aka mcdreamy*: shut up you pansy! avada kedavra!

harry*screams like the fairy he is* im dead!

harry potter by ghetto fabulous kid from sydney, mate July 11, 2006

Harry Potter Movies 

A set of movies that became progressively worse with each installment. Each movie contains some wussy kids that are bordering homosexuality, probably spend most of the day fomping and displaying which way they will probably swing when they finally get enough hair on their balls to know what sex is. So far three movies have come out, and if the next one is any worse than the last, I think I'll demand to be paid for watching it, after I view the movie which will be checked out for free from the local public library.

Gay Guy Getting Boned From Behind: Hey, what movie is playing right now? It is distracting me.

Gay Guy Doing The Boning: Harry Potter, and The Butt Plug of Crapkaban

Gay Guy 1: Wow!!! This is really gay!

Gay Guy 2: Yeah, I was just thinking the same thing.

Harry Potter Movies by RS February 2, 2005

Harry Potter 

an extremely over rated book that is hundreds of pages that no one would want to entirely go through.

Snape kills Dumbledore on page 596

Harry Potter by harrypotter sucks September 3, 2005

harry potter 

very good and highly well-written book series about a orphan kid who's being seriously fucked up by his crappy ass aunt and uncle and then goes to a wizarding school, gets fucked up some more, etc, etc, and flies a broom and gets the hook up with asian chicks. Best Friend of a serious know-it-all bitch and a poor kid with red hair.

Not related in any way to Lord of the Rings.

"Damn, Harry's aunt and uncle fucked him up."
"Indeed."

harry potter by xxxholic June 8, 2005

Harry Potter 

1) In my opinion, the best series of books ever written. Sorry, Twilight fangirls, but it's true. Often compared to the Lord of the Rings, though commonly compared for the wrong reason. I compare them because they are the best and second best series of books ever written.
2) The best series of movies ever. Even though the movies are not as good as the books (so far), they still beat most other movies and all other movie series. In order of best to worst so far in my opinion, here they are:

1. Goblet of Fire
2. Half-Blood Prince
3. Prisoner of Azkaban
4. Chamber of Secrets
5. Sorcerer's (Philosopher's) Stone
6. Order of the Phoenix

Somehow they managed to make the longest and possibly best book the shortest and worst movie. And the movie is STILL awesome.
3) A boy from the series defined above with a scar shaped like a bolt of lightning on his head. Enemy of Lord Voldemort.

1)
Harry Potter Books Fan: Dude, I just finished reading Order of the Phoenix, it was EPIC!
Harry Potter Hater: Yeh, ok.
Harry Potter Books Fan: Why don't you go read Twilight?
2)
Harry Potter Movies Fan: Goblet of Fire is the BEST MOVIE EVER MADE!
Twilight Movies Fan: OMG NO UR RONG!!!!!!1!!!!one!!!!uno!!!11!!!!!eleventyone!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWILIGHT 4EVER!!!!!unooneunoeleventyoneuno!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!@!@!@!@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry Potter Movies Fan: Go watch Twilight, idiot.
3) Harry Potter Series Fan (INSANE FANGIRL: DANGEROUS SPECIES): OMG!!!! Liek, Hairy Potter is SOOOOO hawt!!!!!one!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
Twilight Fangirl (EVEN MORE DANGEROUS): NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 EDWARD 4EVER!!!!!!!11!!! I WANNA FUCK HIM SOOOOO BAD!!!!!!
Sane HP Fan: Geez, you'll never be able to meet them. Live with it.

Harry Potter by Lucio Soph June 25, 2010

Harry Potter 

1. A random guy on a stupid war game that you're best guy friend ditches you on the phone for because he finds male interaction over the internet more amusing than actually talking to one of his best friend's who happens to be a girl. Also, this best friend who is a girl is about as close as he will get to having a girlfriend and ditching her for Harry Potter was a very stupid move.

2. A stupid enemy tank on WiiPlay named after the above ditcher's online friend because of the above situation.

1.
Guy Friend: Sorry, I got to go.
Girl Friend: Why? I haven't talked to you since I left for camp!
Guy Friend: Harry Potter really needs my help right now. Sorry.
Girl Friend: ...Gr. Fine. Bye.

2.
Girl 1: Hey, what should we name these tanks?
Girl 2: Benedict Arnold, Retriever, Mutt and...Harry Potter.
Girl 1: Harry Potter?
Girl 2: That's the person on that stupid game I got ditched for.
Girl 1: Okay. I'm gonna kill me some tank ass today!
Girl 2: *BOOM!*

Harry Potter by Skybound 895 January 27, 2009

watch Harry Potter 

Watching Harry Potter in theatres = getting a blowjob.

"Hey, me and Michelle are gonna go watch Harry Potter, you wanna come?"

"Dude, I don't need to see you getting blown."

watch Harry Potter by Onii June 4, 2004