hate jizz

An act of cumming as a means of revenge.

Guy one: "That Danielle is such a bitch!"
Guy two: "I know, I hate jizzed on her scarf last night!"

by Aqua Seamus January 23, 2016

face hate

A person who's face you hate so much that you are totally repulsed by them and can't seem to have a normal conversation with them. They are your best friends on email, text, and chat but once you're face to face with them you either ignore them completely or make up an excuse and get the hell out of there, after you make plans to meet up on chat later of course.

Dan: Hey, I am meeting Jason for some drinks today, you want to hang out with us?

Tom: Would love to, Jason is hilarious, but I face hate him, sorry bro.

by freedom17 November 10, 2011

Bob Hate

The hater of all; envious of things he cannot achieve nor have. Absolutley no skills in capcom.

Why u all Bob hate son'?

by Stu40 February 16, 2009

Cloud Hate

The hate received from the heavens. A cloudy/rainy day.

Weatherman: There's a 50% probability of cloud hate in the afternoon.

by paper machetee January 13, 2010

hate job

When one gives a passionate hate-derived blowjob.

Ellie hates Kyle, but found him hot, so she got drunk and gave him a hate job.

by Nikc July 26, 2014

Hate Boner

When you lovingly hate each other. Sometimes involving the point of wanting to kiss your mortal enemy.

Hate boner (heɪt ˈboʊnər)

Person 1: fuck you

Person 2: fuck you too ;)

Person 1: I love you
Person 2: fuck you bitch
Person 1: but I'm saying something nice
Person 1: I don't care ;)

by LoliBait March 13, 2022

twi-hate

An intense dislike for Twilight and everything related to Twilight.

"Because of Twilight and twitards I can no longer take vampires seriously. I have serious twi-hate for the books.

by Cuddi November 20, 2009