Shawn Gilmore

the best boyfriend to Ashe will obly ever date her bc all other girls are so fucking ugky and stupid to him

Shawn Gilmore is Ashes only

by ashe gilmore December 28, 2023

Freaky Gilmore

Happy Gilmore but instead his name is Freaky Gilmore.

And instead of playing golf, he puts golf clubs up his ass.

“Woah Momma, Now that’s what I call a Freaky Gilmore!!!”

by Skibiti Keiler April 27, 2024

Sad Gilmore

When you accidentally cut your ballsack open while shaving and a ball falls out.

Example:
Two friends catching up after a few days.
Friend 1: Dude where have you been? I haven’t heard from you in days.
Friend 2: Yea man I was in the ER for a few days after I suffered a Sad Gilmore.

by Munty Jelqmore May 23, 2024

Greek guillotine

The Greek guillotine is when a man's genitals are chopped off by a machete on a string.

Thomas had a Greek guillotine last week!

by sebs cum dumpster March 17, 2025

Happy Gilmored

To be happy gilmored is to have a golf ball thrown at your crotch, but you were unaware the other person had said golf ball. Especially when, but not limited to being hit in the balls specifically.

“Emma happy gilmored me”

by simonbeatles722 March 28, 2025

The Guillotine

What we're all going to write in if the major political parties don't start putting up better candidates.

"Which of these morons do you think is the lesser of two evils?"
"No, didn't you hear? We're all going to write in The Guillotine to send a message that we're sick and tired of this shit."

by Publius0987 August 9, 2025

Raccoon Guillotine

When the asshole is trained tirelessly to reach peak physical excellence. This asshole will become so strong that it can decapitate an adult raccoon with a single flex.

Caiden’s so tight! He’s got a real case of a raccoon guillotine

by Lord Tickle August 28, 2025