Watering your grandma’s garden

A phrase used to give someone an excuse not to hangout because you are fucking someone

I can’t hang out because im watering your grandma’s garden (your can be replaced to make the sentence make sense)

by Camryn and Conrad January 10, 2019

Meltdown’s grandma

A grandma with deepness of ovaries

Damn meltdown’s grandma is a squirter.

by reeeeee123 August 24, 2019

Bazz Jazzyford's Grandmother

258 Year old woman who lives in Bazz Jazzyford's dumpster

that is bazz jazzyford's grandmother

by Hamming Zaza June 3, 2021

Don't respond to grandma

To respect your elders. When grandma speak you should not answer her. This is the ultimate sign of respect, marking the grandma as the alpha of the family, the ultimate gigachad.

If you want to continue living in this house don't respond to grandma when she is speaking

by sphagett April 27, 2022

grandma

(Verb) To cheat at on-line poker by having more than one account. It originated when a cheater confessed and said he had originally set up the second account for his "grandma."

If you grandma you can really make a lot of money playing on-line poker.

by bigbadben April 12, 2006

Grandma

A response when the guilty party is unknown, or when the person responsible does not want to incriminate themselves.

Joe:Hey, who drank the last Pepsi Twist?
Mary:Grandma

by This Guy December 23, 2004

Grandma Noma

1. The greatest lady in the world according to some!!
2. A style of shooting a basketball, similar to a "granny shot". In which the ball seldom makes it in the basket.

1. Tim loves his Grandma Noma!

2. "Did you see Tim shoot for Grandma Noma?"
"Yes, I thought he was gonna make it this time."

by jiggalove May 14, 2005