rice gobblers

any asian race that eats rice also reffered to as noodlesuckers, gooks, nips, slant eyes, yellas

while on patrol in vietnam i was walking through the jungle when some rice gobblers leapt from behind a bush and i was amazed that they all fit behind that small shrub

by CAPTAIN HAPPY TITS May 16, 2010

Thanksgiving Nut Gobble

When a girl offers her man a blowjob on the morning of Thanksgiving but instead of sucking his dick she puts his balls in
her mouth and bites down as hard as possible. She then says "Happy Thanksgiving!", slaps him really hard on the face, and walks out the door.

He didn't even see the Thanksgiving nut gobble coming but he she saw it happen. They almost didn't believe him at the hospital.

by srathraz November 27, 2009

cock-gobbler

One who gobbles cock. A phrase that when spoke, provides an instant release to mental frustration. To be used as an expletive replacement when pissed or injured.

You receive an email from your micro-managing, control-freak supervisor asking you to complete a task which makes as much sense as giving chicken feathers. You shout, "Ahh cock-gobbler"

by pstage May 13, 2008

grindle gobbler

someone who licks grindles or taints; an asshole or otherwise undesirable person

Man your friend Andre is a real grindle gobbler, huh?
Yeah, he's gay.

by JThungstrom July 10, 2006

twat gobbler

a sexy, sexy beast that often eats pussy. (s)he is good in the way of making the gobbler-reciever cum multiple times.

Well, Larry really knew how to eat me good. that man is a twat gobbler. he just jambed his tounge and i "o'd" like never before!!

by Hryttereanna July 26, 2006

pseudo-girble

Faking to have girl trouble, when in fact there was nothing to begin with. This is what happens when a one way relationship suffers a "breakup".

(1)
Dude, Heidi Klum got married to Seal! May get into a state of pseudo-girble over this.

(2)
Dick: This girl in my dance class totally shot me down after being "friends" with her for six months, man! She's been dating Tim!

Tom: Snap out of it. That's just pseduo-girble!

by darealgirbler April 6, 2009

gobble and cheese

a person giving oral sex to a man that tastes of cheese, and has babybell tucked under his foreskin

the man tasted of babybell he had not washed for sooo long, it was like gobble and cheese

by john p foster September 13, 2008