I went to a dnd club and asked if I could join their campaign, They asked me what my character is, I told them Im a mind Goblin. "Whats a mind goblin?" "MIND GOBLIN DEEZ NUTZ" they didn't let me join.
by Yourdearestfather May 17, 2023
Ugly fat (usually drunk) girl that you dont want to fuck, and she doesnt care because she just wants to blow you off and drink yer cum.
by DrLoveNuts June 25, 2007
An oddly-shaped, rock-solid and gnarled turd, which leaps out at speed from behind you and casts a painful spell on your ringpiece.
by Baron Of Stuff November 06, 2007
Someone that just loves to slob the knob. Loves to suck dick and gobble the goo. Can’t get enough. Always got a mouthful.
Rachel is a slobbin’ goblin.
by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018
A reference to Mexican nightlife star “Luis Fernando Moya” and his large chest. The term has been popularized in Juarez, Mexico and surrounding region. Additionally, an alcoholic beverage named such is available at Esquina de Chihuas bar in Ave. Juarez. The term Titty Goblin has spread throughout Mexican/ American pop culture and a film is also in the works.
Person 1: “Wow look at those boobs they are huge”
Person 2: “Those are nice but nothing compared to Luis the Titty Goblin”
Person 2: “Those are nice but nothing compared to Luis the Titty Goblin”
by Pepe du Pont December 22, 2022
Also referred to as a brunch bitch, typically a woman who appears as a strange, shadowy, golem-like creature in the morning, and becomes a friendly and reasonable human during the afternoon. This radical change is often brought about by eating a tasty lunch.
Guy #1: "Why is Janet such a bitch in the mornings but so cool afrer lunch?"
Guy #2 "She's a Breakfast Goblin dude."
Guy #1: "Oh..."
Guy #2 "She's a Breakfast Goblin dude."
Guy #1: "Oh..."
by SuperMario69 April 12, 2015
when you drink too much and have sex with an enormously obese chick, and wake up to shit stains in your bed.
by Nedthesciencekidd January 18, 2021